i randomly remembered about you and the days we played dota together, it has been 10 years and i was reading the comments on my profile about that time and man i had so much fun playing and talking with you and other online friends. Thanks for being there for me in those years of a lonely teen, you may not remember it that way but man i sometimes do miss those times

Happy New Year 2024!!

Happy New Year 2023!!

. . . . not cool Vapor dosh. Serious not cool!

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

each morning I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. i pour hot water over it steeping it like tea, and then i drink at all day at work (i work at the white house) and at the end of the day as i take one last sip of tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and i eat it

Wake the ♥♥♥♥ up its 10 am.

:3

Indeed, without twintails support I wouldn't survive until FFXIITZA release on PC.

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? *Shifts in chair, tugging at collar* >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

It worked! \/ Thank you and Merry Christmas!

merry christmas to you too~ <3

　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　
　 I wish you a Blissful Christmas and a Happy New Year!

bit too... dark maybe! :P

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

merry spoopmas!

他妈的， 你刚刚对我说什么废话? 我应让你知道我是毕业海豹部队班的优等生，参与无数基地组织和有超三百印证的诛杀. 我有猩战培训和是全美国最佳的狙击手。你对我来说只是另个活靶子. 我会使用崭新的精度完全毁灭你, 记住我的话. 你以为你能安然在互联网对我说个屁吗? 再想吧，臭小子. 在这对话的过程中我在和横穿美国的耳目联络和你的IP地址在被追溯到, 所以你应该为即将来临消灭你无价的生活的风暴，蛆子. 你早已死了,小人. 我能随时随地只是用空手杀死你. 我不但是徒手战斗的高手, 我也有准入整美国海军陆战队的武库把你不抵事的生活从陆地消除。如果你可知你’巧妙’的点评的后果你可会闭嘴. 但你不予不理, 而现在得到报应,白痴. 我会以怒火摄入你, 直到你浑身长嘴也说不清. 你早于死了臭小子.

I bring you this lost frog as a sacrifice 🐸

:3

:3

:3

Stay Safe.

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs down the stairs to meet her mother. As she’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in.

It’s her mother.

She whispers to her child, “Don’t go into the kitchen. I heard it too.”

This. Comparing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from a quick fap to a 30, 60 or even 120 minute long edging session is like night and day. Edging for prolonged periods is literally better than most sex. Sure there are smells, sound and all that other stuff during sex which might make it better in context or subjectively but the dopamine rush from prolonged edging is so much bigger when you nut and you also ♥♥♥ buckets. I literally had to switch from using normal tissues to pieces of kitchen roll because the tissues just couldn't contain the amount of liquid.

TL;DR: edging is to fapping, what cocaine is to coca leaves

A young boy is sleeping in his bed on a usual night. He hears footsteps outside his door, and peeks out of his eyes to see what is happening. His door swings open quietly to reveal a murderer carrying the corpses of his parents. After silently propping them up on a chair, he writes something on the wall in the blood of the dead bodies. He then hides under the childs bed.

The child is scared beyond belief. He can’t read the writing on the wall and he knows the man is under his bed. Like any child, he pretends that he slept through the whole thing and hasn’t awoken yet. He lays still as the bodies, quietly hearing the breathes from under his bed.

An hour passes, and his eyes are adjusting more and more to the darkness. He tries to make out the words, but it’s a struggle. He gasps when he finally makes out the sentence.

“I know you’re awake”. He feels something shift underneath his bed.

:3

hi every1 im new!!!!!!!
(holds up revolver)
my name is shalashaska but u can call me t3h 0c3l0t oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…
as u can see im very confusing!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet s0ns of the B0ss like me _… im 78 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!! and I am possess by sn4k3s brother L1qu1d ) i like 2 ovrthrow the p4tr10ts w/ my boyfriend B1g B0ss (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite secrit plan!!! bcuz its SOOOO confusng!!!! Hes ded now of course but i want 2 bring him back 2 lyfe and rebuild 0ut3r He4v3n =) like they say the more TROO p4tr10ts the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
BRRRRR0THEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein confusing again hehe
jsut leik ur father…ur...pretty...good!
cats and revolvers,
T3H 0C3L0T 0F D00M

I am high
wizard king of the horsehead nebula
the last sentient being
i destroyed all planets with my ancient magic
and now i shall weep
I am high
wizard king of the horsehead nebula
the final living thing
i destroyed all planets with my ancient magic
and now i shall drink vodka

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I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as meme, is in fact, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/meme, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plus meme. meme is not an post unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ system made useful by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full post as defined by POSIX.
Many internet users run a modified version of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ used today is often called meme, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ system, developed by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Project.
There really is a meme, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. The meme is an essential part of an post, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The whole system is basically ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with meme added, or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/meme

I have a question about VN promotion

squiggles is cuter than painwheel nerd

Здраствуйте, это администратор ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. Мы заметили, что вы не были онлайн уже 5 дней, что для вас не свойственно. Я хочу проверить все ли у вас нормально. Мы приготовили список всех ваших любимых видео из ваших любимых категорий (Гей порно, Порно с животными). С нетерпением ждем вас на нашем сайте

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γ⌒( 　・ω・）　＜ Merry xmas and Happy New Year
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　 I wish you a Blissful Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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