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Funny conversations


Sapphire || TBoB: DO
Sapphire || TBoB: YOU
Sapphire || TBoB: BELIEVE
Sapphire || TBoB: IN
Sapphire || TBoB: MAHDIK
Admiral Coldsteel: IN A YOUNG GIRLS
Admiral Coldsteel: ...Nevermind.
Sapphire || TBoB: Hue

#DeathByHugs~ ♥Sapphire♥: ♥♥♥♥ your minis
Ssemiet: i did
Ssemiet: thats how terminator was made

Burgahs: DID. YOU. SAY. BRB. GONNA. ♥♥♥. A. LOT. SIR?
#DeathByHugs~ ♥Sapphire♥: No
#DeathByHugs~ ♥Sapphire♥: I have to comb my lobster
Burgahs: l0l ♥♥♥
#DeathByHugs~ ♥Sapphire♥: Actually
#DeathByHugs~ ♥Sapphire♥: Now that you mention it
#DeathByHugs~ ♥Sapphire♥: I'll do both at the same time

Admiral Coldsteel: Skerp?
\/\>Scarlet</\/: Skype
Admiral Coldsteel: Is that the weeaboo version of Skype?
Admiral Coldsteel: Skypu
Admiral Coldsteel: For all your senpai-niticing needs.

\/\>Sapphire</\/: You don't see
\/\>Sapphire</\/: <3
#AsianInvasion: I SEE
#AsianInvasion: OKAY
#AsianInvasion: HERES THE THING
#AsianInvasion: MY NAME IS ASIAN INVASION
#AsianInvasion: BUT I CAN SEE MAN

⊰ ѕαρρнιяє ⊱: Today I learned a lot about whale penises.
♥Renegade♥: today I learned I probably shouldnt respond to sapphire
⊰ ѕαρρнιяє ⊱: That's probably a good idea

(Talking about playing Terraria 1.3 together)
Sapphire: Hm
Sapphire: All rightttt
Sapphire: But I'm not gonna wait
Sapphire: :P
/\/>Crimson<\/\: We'll see though
Sapphire: Mhm okai
/\/>Crimson<\/\: You don't have to wait. I progress on terraria faster than a pervert gets hard watching a girl trip
Sapphire: watching her trip?
Sapphire: Hahaha
/\/>Crimson<\/\: Like fall over, she has to have a skirt
Sapphire: Oh
Sapphire: I figured you typo'd and meant stri
Sapphire: strip
/\/>Crimson<\/\: Aye that works too

Looky: send halp
Holo the Wise Wolf: *sends help*
Looky: not enough
Holo the Wise Wolf: damn
Looky: what the ♥♥♥♥ have i gottten myself into
Holo the Wise Wolf: A vagina?
Holo the Wise Wolf: hopefully.
Looky: nope
Holo the Wise Wolf: Damn
Looky: it is vagina related though
Holo the Wise Wolf: OMG LOOKY
Holo the Wise Wolf: DID YOU GET YOUR FIRST PERIOD?
Holo the Wise Wolf: Awweeeee :3
Looky: feels like it

(Talking about patterns on shirts)
Sapphire: I just like solid colored shirts with references or funny things on them
Sapphire: Tbh
Sapphire: Or just a plain shirt
🎀#Spαяkℓes🌸: wow
🎀#Spαяkℓes🌸: gey
Sapphire: Hell yeah I am
🎀#Spαяkℓes🌸: Wow

Catphire: Embrace the memes
Catphire: Or die in dankness
/\/>Crimson<\/\: *Blowhorn spam*

Skullboy99: Be my friend
Skullboy99: Or my janitor
Catphire: No
Skullboy99: ;-;
Skullboy99: You make skully crap
Skullboy99: Cry*
Catphire: Hahaha I make you crap huh?
Skullboy99: Wow I just can't hold back my laughter
Catphire: How do I do it?
Skullboy99: For some reason crap is the word that my fingers typed
Skullboy99: You don't make me crap
Skullboy99: I hope not
Catphire: Maybe I just scare you that much
Skullboy99: Yeahhh maybe

Catphire: I haven't played a game on Steam since January 26
Skullboy99: #sad
Catphire: #getrad
Skullboy99: #comeupwithabetterhashtag
Catphire: #suckmyass
Skullboy99: #suckmyass
Skullboy99: I read your mind
Catphire: You can read my mind but you can't suck my ass
Skullboy99: Of course not

"I wish my butthole was as tight as my mom's." - Kim

Dumplin - Today at 9:02 PM
Slather my ♥♥♥♥ in sweet and sour sauce and call me your 10 piece meal
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mori me ghostface Jan 31, 2017 @ 5:00pm 
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SkullByte Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:47pm 
I know it's a bit late but I hope you had a good Christmas :p
Catphire Sep 17, 2016 @ 10:22pm 
I'll try tomorrow, I'm not feeling it right now
Cephandrius Sep 17, 2016 @ 10:20pm 
Could you ever be whole if you had no friends? The answer is no. So go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill youself ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
mori me ghostface Sep 17, 2016 @ 10:19pm 
Catphire (Elijihad) Just now
Kim go back in the closet