hey erik, lol i finaly accepted ur steam invite, LOL, anyways. u= owned this guy in cod6 it was sooooo cool. anyways u have probs owned some ppl anyways so i cant talk :p anyways its speach night tonight >@ ggrrrrrrrr
well c u at speach night :D

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average girl, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai girlfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku. <3

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked liek some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roastie in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! hope it stays that way! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really for misogyny and like women should be the ones in the kitchen making sandwhiches. yu should really uninstall l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry you dont deserve anyone there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be redpilled i despise your profile picture sorry? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord ill redpill u you look like an average ethot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life!!!

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hey buddy its the guy who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dad here just wanted you to know im meeting him again tonite 4 round dos!! he relly must like my sweaty weiner hehe relly likes to lick up^ the old salty dinglulberries im cooking if yo smell my dish hehe yeh sp just letin you know hes not gona pick you up^ from school today cos hes gnna be licking my balls hehe alrite little man stay safe and wrap it up from your old uncle bill :o)

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After getting a job at Subway, Spongebob and Squidward sat behind the counter as their first customer of the day walked in. His name was Bubble Bass.

Bubble Bass made his order, "I'll take one five-dollar footlong."

"Ya' know what would be better than a five-dollar footlong? A five foot footlong," Squidward murmured to SpongeBob.

"One five foot footlong, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up!" SpongeBob said.

"Five foot footlong? That doesn't even make sens-"

Bubble Bass tried to point out the flaws in SpongeBob's logic, but it was too late. His five-foot long penis was already going right inside Bubble Bass's mouth. Bubble Bass tried to escape, but the penis was too long, and deep down, Bubble Bass liked it.

SpongeBob's penis in Bubble Bass's throat. Not long after the five-foot footlong made its debut, it had gone and choked Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass was dead.

SpongeBob walked up the stairs with Patrick following, and when he opened up the door, all the ♥♥♥ came rushing out. He saw his pal and sexual partner Squidward laying dead atop of the bed. SpongeBob was surprised to see the sad truth that came to be.

"Well, there's no point in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dead corpse," SpongeBob said. "At least I still have you, pal!" He said to Patrick.

Patrick bent down, and SpongeBob started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him rapidly, but they soon got bored.

"I made a new game! It's called ♥♥♥♥ the bottle! Watch this!" Patrick said, as he stuck his penis inside the hole of the bottle.

As fascinating as it looked, however, Patrick's penis was a bit too big, and as he tried to get it out of the bottle, worse went to worse. Next thing he knew, his ♥♥♥♥ had been torn off as well.

Patrick was rushed to the hospital, and was given a vagina. But flaws in the surgery lead to Patrick's inevitable death. SpongeBob was very worried, so he went to Mr. Krabs for moral support.

Squidward looked down. His boner was getting pretty big. The next thing he knew, it was poking SpongeBob's eye.

"Squidward, I didn't know you had a seventh tentacle!" SpongeBob joyfully cheered.

"That's not a tentacle! It's my penis!"

"Well why didn't you say so! I have 47 holes on my body!" SpongeBob replied. "We could become ♥♥♥♥ buddies!"

At that moment, Patrick's rock opened. He did a spit take as he saw SpongeBob taking off his pants and Squidward putting on a condom.

"Patrick, do you want to join our orgy?" SpongeBob said to Patrick.

"Why of course I'm in for a threesome!" Patrick responded.

Squidward invited them inside, where they all rapidly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other. Squidward wondered though, how many of SpongeBob's holes could he stick his penis in at once? Squidward began attempting to ♥♥♥♥ all of SpongeBob's 47 holes at once. He started by putting his extra "tentacle" in SpongeBob's mouth, and looped it around several of SpongeBob's other holes.

Boy:No
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

my name is marquis and so is my dads n we both black

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@finnybro, you've always been a big inspiration to me and the rest of the LGBT community. the way in which you selflessly and courageously promote gay rights has had a huge impact on how i see myself, and i will always remember you during every splooge. anyone that doesn't believe in the LGBT community should take a page from your book, because you are the best gay streamer on twitch!!

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here's that screentime analysis you asked for a while ago http://imgur.com/a/QIdqR

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At the point in life that I am in right now just makes me not know what to do. All I know is that I am alone and I have no one to talk to. I feel that expressing my feelings would help me calm down. I don't want to talk to my parents because they are no help and they don't care. I look up to you. Everyday for you looks like a fun and exciting adventure and that's what I wish for my own future. At the moment I am in middle school and I had a hard move a few years back. From LA, I moved to somewhere in the midst of nowhere in the Michigan area. I lost all my friends, and had to start over. I have a few friends now, but I still feel uncomfortable. Since you are my role model, I'd think that you'd understand. Even though there is practically no use in writing this right now, I still believe that there is a small chance you are reading this. I just want to say to anyone who is reading, be thankful for what you have. The Internet is my only escape. Sincerely, Michael.

thanks for you guys acknowledging my steam account ticking over to 5 years

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the thing i accidentally posted earlier about putting my used condoms in the dishwasher was a virus. my subsequent meltdown was also a virus

-Rep Verbally abused me and made me want to kms very mean person!!!!!!!!

OPINION: As my friend held my newborn baby I knew she was thinking about the love of her life. A man who at that exact moment was probably cradling his own newborn. Babies, he’d told her throughout their decade-long relationship, were not part of his life plan. Yet here he was, 18 months later, a father. And she was still not a mother...

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i come from afar
theres a bomb in my car
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Finny Bro - the infamous underage Las Vegas gambler - has yet again been spotted today, entering a homosexual pornography store. Witnesses say that he exited the building holding 5 large boxes, and left the scene in a "Canary Yellow" VL Turbo.