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-rep waits for me to be hungry because she doesnt wanna cook food

Hey,

This is Rick from the small ♥♥♥♥ store. Sorry, we can't accept your return, you tried to return a 10" shlong, but the max we sell is the 2" shlong. Your slong is probably more likely from the big shlong store.

Thanks,
Rick

smelly puppy

Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

You laugh while I ride on a £500,000 bus, walk to my house down a road that the council paid £2,000,000 per mile to pave, turn on my water that comes from a £200,000,000 water treatment system and make calls using a billion dollar cellular network. Try not being poor.

A thrilling story about a guy who just can't catch a break.

Since we left off from Vol 1, the developers have thought that enough was enough. Something had to be done. So instead of just 'interacting' with Vanilla and Chocola, they decided "♥♥♥♥ it" literally. Obviously these scenes aren't included in steams version because they dont allow indecency in their games, although they will allow incredible blood and gore. Weird huh?

So anyway, in this game, you get closer to Coconut and Azuki, 2 catgirls whom also work alongside the other cat girls in the cafe. During this time you see romance, heartbreak, and ... suspense.

Yeah 9/10 to be fair, because even with the 18+ scenes included everything is still pixelated. But boobs I guess.

P.S: Sorry for family members or friends reading this. I bought this game for the storyline.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

Hello @Eva, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.

I (18M) stole $20 from my little sister (9F) to buy cigarettes. AITA?

i fuwcking wove u and it bweaks my heawt when i see u pway with someone ewse ow anyone commenting in uw pwofiwe i juwst want to be uw boyfwiend and puwt a heawt in my pwofiwe winking to uw pwofiwe and have a wawwtext of u commenting cuwte things i want to pway video games tawk in discowd aww night and watch a movie togethew buwt u juwst seem so uwnintewested in me it fuwcking kiwws me and i cant take it anymowe i want to wemove u buwt i cawe too muwch abouwt u so pwease i'm begging u to eithew wove me back ow wemove me and nevew contact me again it huwwts so muwch to say this becauwse i need u by my side buwt if u don't wove me then i want u to weave becauwse seeing uw icon in my fwiendwist wouwwd kiww me evewyday of my pathetic wife

HAHA RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE!!! XDDDDD I HECKINGGG LOVEEE RICK AND MORTY!!! WOO LOOK AT ME IM PICKLE RICK!!!! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY CRAP THAT'S FUNNY! HONESTLY PROBABLY MY FAVOURITE EPISODE XD DO U REMEMBER WHERE HE SAYS "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up there 👆 m-mowty ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 u-uw✔butthowe✔✔🍑mo-euwgh-wty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠ay up there 👆 m-mowty 🌱 w-way u-up 👆 into youw butthole (chowus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mmmmmꮇм🍑 o0оଠｏଠoooᵒᵒᵒᵒww𝖱ᵣᵣtty𝖸𝖸yy 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there

+rep AWP GOD
+rep AWP KING
+rep thank you for trade
+rep best trade ever
+rep sold him my knife
+rep sold him skins
+rep nice middleman
+rep sold him my karambit doppler
+rep thx for steamcode
+rep legit paypal trader
+rep Clutch King
+rep Clutchmeister
+rep Nice ACE Man !
+rep BOSS
+rep Great Aim
+rep Insane Skill !
+rep Good Player
+rep Nice Player
+rep Best Gamer CS:GO
+rep Trusted CS:GO Player
+rep Gamer
+rep Pro Game

Yeah I’ll start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jacking off and smearing my jizz all over my face and hair and chest and stomach. It’ll be like a daily ritual for me. Three pumps and I’ll smear it all over myself. Just think of that American psycho scene: I live in the Midwest. Out in the country. I wake up in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm. I like to begin my day by jacking off five times into a towel, and then I rub the towel over my face. This gives my face a soft glow. Many women have complimented me on my soft face..

(good friend)

are u my gf

Oh I’m sorry, I just looked at your profile I didn’t realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women, especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I’m sorry. Maybe you could even add me on pc and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D4ADDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name, my cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

Hello idiot.

pu$$y*

why so many ♥♥♥♥♥,

SQUID GAMES ! ! !

Hello Wife I cannot sleep

Every morning I wake up and I have to carry my massive penis over my shoulder so it doesn’t drag on the floor, I go to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I need to aim my penis in the urinal(they built a different urinal for me) because if I piss in the commod my penis will drop into the water(which is nasty). Every time I go to school I need to make sure I hide it properly so I wear large hoodies and utilize my penis as my belt. It takes me 2 hours to shower just so i can clean my penis properly, everytime I masturbate my ♥♥♥ releases from my penis the day after because the travel distance is so long. When I get an erection, the blood flow to my legs completely stops and I cannot stand or move. They almost cut my penis when I was born thinking it was my umbilical cord. Every girl I’ve had a chance to be with has been scared of me and ran away crying. This is the life of a fellow massive penis haver.

I think my mute punishment was unfair! The owner muted me 10 Hours because I sent him furry porn. This is wrong for a few reasons, firstly, where does it say in the rules that DMing people in the server furry porn is not allowed? If there is a rule that says that I think that’s not a very good rule because the staff shouldn’t be able to control what you do outside of the server. Secondly, that furry porn was not even very good. I made it myself and it was very pixelated with little to no details or depth. I hope you and Mat can find it in yourselves to have the decency to unmute a fellow member.

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Mashallah sister I bless you with good fortune and many legal wives.

yo! we pimp chimpin!

big pimp in nyc

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot, marry me

Met you🙋in🛫California🌆you told🗣️me😳you loved💞him💏in🛬Georgia🇬🇪 your hearts💖in the👇ground🌎frozen❄️over🥶my😔hearts🖤in the👆sky☁ supernova💥

I had fapped a few times already to McQueen when suddenly during sex with my wife I went ''vroom vroom'' she got weirded out and when I seriously confronted her about my fetish for her to dress up as a car, she left me.

Now she took my car for my divorce, which means I have nowhere to ♥♥♥ anymore besides the parking lot, luckily i have not goten caught yet.

How do i stop?

uwu

uwu

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your kisama country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

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1 month later, another <3

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nice pfp change

lol

i swear i've got this second time around, ez ♥♥♥♥

https://quizizz.zendesk.com/hc/article_attachments/115002501069/1024x1024.jpg

now pass ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ theory

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i just meant in general like if i talk to some people i always say whats up guys even if there all girls or not XD

I thought there would be an infinite no reply