Recent reviews by Brother Man Eray

Kill the peasants till they surrender their wine

As the greatest csgo player of all time let me spit some hard truths so take a seat and grab yo titties.

Pros:

*It's multicultural! You won't hear the word ♥♥♥♥-snatcher in so many different languages when you fail to clutch and throw the round with your team watching since you can't deal with the pressure since you have trust issues from mommy running away with the milkman. WHY MOMMA WHY.

*The vote kick feature. Some little swiney ♥♥♥♥♥ annoying you on your team? Kick that ♥♥♥♥♥ and rest assured in the knowledge that he will go to bed and weep after putting his ♥♥♥♥ through the monitor.

*Skins! Wan't to feel like you are better than someone else but dont want to publicly spit on the homeless? Spend 2000 dollaz on some coloured pixels so you can feel like a king while you still miss full clips at afks because you are silver.


CONS:

*Having to live with the knowledge you put 3k hours into a game and are still a potato :'(