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I hate my life. I'm almost 20 and I haven't been able to score a job better than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that will hire High School graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town, too, if I could drive, but I've failed every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ driving test I've taken. I'm socially awkward and my only other co-worker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates my guts for no reason. I also have repressed love for my best friend; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her, but I got friendzoned hard. She's my only friend, except for this other kid who I'm pretty sure is only my friend because he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded and doesn't know any better. Maybe he's the only one that can tolerate me. And to make matters worse, I live in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pineapple under the sea.