My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. So every time I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking it's a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate

Occasionally enjoys group sex with dinner ladies in Summer 2021.

Enjoys a pokey bum wank in early 2020

I can't believe you did this to me.... you bastard!

Rhetorically plays games

Currently learning how to use a taser in an overcelous manner.