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Sassiermeat May 4, 2019 @ 6:42pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
Sassiermeat Feb 23, 2018 @ 6:34pm 
My son 👦🏻 can be gay 🏳️‍🌈 My daughter 👧🏻 can be lesbian 👭 But I will NEVER 😤‼️ Raise a child 👶🏻 who likes anime 🙅🏻‍♀️
Dunford Sep 12, 2017 @ 12:28am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby Just now
wanna play csgo?
piss ant Sep 12, 2017 @ 12:28am 
wanna play csgo?
piss ant Jun 22, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
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piss ant Jan 30, 2017 @ 5:02pm 
Do I know you? lol haven't played any games for a week so idk why u calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
piss ant Dec 15, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
I have a pure mw look m9 bayonet, worth aprox 78 keys. Please inspect it and add me if you're intrested.
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piss ant Oct 21, 2016 @ 12:20am 
-rep griefs game, baits, team kills and is toxic
Deputy Leader Zelmoda Sep 16, 2016 @ 4:56pm 
ride wit me
Sassiermeat Sep 15, 2016 @ 1:28am 
Hey man, welcome to ESEA - i hope you have good games and get better quickly because you're obviously here to learn considering that game we played on d2. You were super friendly, and just in general overall an awesome person/teammate. I'm sorry that I raged super hard, just ya know - it was one of those games.


Anyway man, good luck in the future. Peace be with you

-God bless
Deputy Leader Zelmoda Sep 6, 2016 @ 4:55pm 
ur an gay
Sassiermeat Aug 6, 2016 @ 8:59am 
So did you all buy your Jessie doll, masturbate and ♥♥♥ on her face, then leave the room and imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the ♥♥♥ off her face because it would cause suspicion?
jacob May 20, 2016 @ 6:06pm 
6:02 NotSogos: i would crawl naked through 3000 miles of broken glass just to hear tracer fart through a playmobile walkie talkie lord have mercy
Sassiermeat Apr 14, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
Noooo my balloon!!!

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B4rret Mar 23, 2016 @ 7:52pm 
+rep paid him to boost
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+rep did not use teeth
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piss ant Dec 19, 2015 @ 11:25pm 
-rep is really bad at csgo to talk way too much ♥♥♥♥ and reports everyone that is better than him
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Sassiermeat Sep 29, 2015 @ 8:12pm 
+rep cups the balls perfectly
Sassiermeat Sep 20, 2015 @ 12:51pm 
TURN THE VOLUME UP IT WAS QUIET WHEN RECORDED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9zQkTQNA4
Sassiermeat Sep 16, 2015 @ 11:47am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Sassiermeat Sep 10, 2015 @ 1:13pm 
im gonna say it. im not sad you broke ur elbow.
Sassiermeat Aug 28, 2015 @ 7:20pm 
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Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:51pm 
I sexually Identify as a Cash Register. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slinging open my drawer flinging hot sticky loads of cash on disgusting neckbearded ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. People say to me that a person being a Cash Register is Impossible and I'm f****** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a drawer, LED display and a credit card slot on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sticky Money" and respect my right to steal your credit card info and steal your credit card info needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a CashRegisterphobe and need to check your xXx_420-BLAZEitFGT_xXx privilege. Thank you for being so understanding!
Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:47pm 
I sexually Identify as a sexual identification classification. Ever since I was younger I dreamed of being a classification of sexual identifications. People say to me that a person being a sexual identification classification is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install specific classifications of sexual identifications all over my body, and my picture put next to sexual identifications in the dictionary. If you can't accept me you're a Sexual-Identification-phobe and need to check your classification privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:46pm 
I sexually Identify as a Packet of Pringles. Ever since I was a young chip I dreamed of trapping people’s hands and morbidly deforming them beyond recognition as they tried to go for my delicious core. People say to me that a person being a packet of pringles is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install long tubular cannisters, a plastic cap and crunchy goodness in me. From now on I want you guys to call me "Xtra Kickin’" and respect my right to taste delicious and cause addiction. If you can't accept me you're a pringophobe and need to check your snack privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:45pm 
Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said "sank you"... So I punched him in the face. I can't believe somebody brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:44pm 
I sexually identify as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Ever since I was a serious poster I dreamed of spamming ironic memes and posting copypastas. Moderators message me saying that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is against the rules and they'll ban me, but I don't care, they're Nazis. I'm having the Chinese take ownership of my alt accounts, spam multiple threads for me, and hide my IP address behind several proxies. From now on I want you guys to call me "#Swagefrog" and respect my right to funpost above all and funpost needlessly. If you report me you're just mad cuz rekt and need to check to see if you've been posting memes lately.
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Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:34pm 
I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Sassiermeat Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:27pm 
Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Aug 18, 2015 @ 11:03pm 
this guy is surprisingly cool. i HIGHLY recommend buying him :-)
piss ant Aug 3, 2015 @ 9:22pm 
-rep wouldnt suck my ♥♥♥♥ after we traded knives
Sassiermeat Jun 9, 2015 @ 9:49pm 
+rep cups the balls perfectly
Vollux Jun 6, 2015 @ 7:21pm 
+rep very polite
Darren Jun 1, 2015 @ 12:56am 
+ rep
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Sassiermeat Apr 7, 2015 @ 10:56pm 
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Sassiermeat Apr 6, 2015 @ 12:11am 
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