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🐟 🏓 💃 🚘 🐝 👽 👳 🚗 🎫 📗 🎍 👹 📘 📀 🍖 📒
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain
to the owner about its lack of house training and
demand a beer as compensation.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly
relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with
the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar.
"At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!"
🕺 🌏 🚙 💛 🌂 🍆 🍧 🐠 🥞 🌳 🍇 🎄 ⚡ 🌸 🏀 👑