Benito Swaggolini
Eric   British Columbia, Canada
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What the heck did you just fricking say about me, you little wimp?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sunday School and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on atheists, and I have over 300 confirmed converts. I have the read the full Bible and I’m the top pastor in the entire US church system. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will preach the heck out of you with rigor the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, poop-face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of missionaries across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the second coming of christ, maggot. The coming that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your atheism. You’re hecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can preach to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my journal. Not only am I extensively trained in theology, but I have access to the entire library of the American Christian Church Network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable face off the face of the continent, you little wimp. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stupid tongue.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you stupid idiot.

I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it.You’re freaking dead, kiddo.
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Yandle Mar 27, 2022 @ 6:28am 
Name jeff
Yandle Mar 27, 2022 @ 6:27am 
Sorry, my English is terrible
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.
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It's just BAD to be a PEDOPHILE!
Post this on the wall of a SEXUAL PREDATOR and tell them how DISGUSTING they are.
Yandle Jul 13, 2016 @ 2:43am 
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Yandle Jul 6, 2015 @ 12:46am 
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