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Posted: Nov 28, 2014 @ 4:38pm
Updated: Aug 9, 2020 @ 1:26am

DO YOU WANT TO:
- HAVE DRUNK PILOTS REFUSING TO DROP BOMBS AFTER YOU ORDER THEM TO?
- BE CHARGED FOR FUEL BY OTHER PLAYERS?
- RAGE QUIT?
- MAKE OTHER PEOPLE RAGE QUIT?
- HAVE STUPID DISCUSSIONS ON CHAT?
- MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN CHAT?
- BE MADE FUN OF IN CHAT?
- DISCUSS POLITCS IN CHAT?
- DISCUSS WORLD DOMINATION IN CHAT?
- PUT UP WITH NATION FANBOYS?
- HAVE HELICOPTERS DO PIROUETTES?
- BIG EXPLOSIONS?
- BIG BOMBS?
- HELP THE GREAT LEADER?
- BE THE BEST (NORTH) KOREA?
- LISTEN TO "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" JOKES?
- BE COMPLETELY FRUSTRATED IN YOUR TEAMMATES?
- BE KICKED FROM SERVERS BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO AWESOME?
- BE KICKED FROM SERVERS BECAUSE YOU SUCK?
- BE KICKED FROM SERVERS BECAUSE SCREW YOU?
- BE TEAMKILLED BY BOMBS?
- BE KILLED BY MAGIC DISAPPEARING LA BAGUETTE?
- BE TOASTED BY THE BURRITO?
- EXPERIENCE STEEL RAIN?
- DEMOLISH ENTIRE TOWNS?
- USE GREAT LEADER TAC NUKE?
- KILL UBER-EXPENSIVE ANTI-EVERYTHING INSANE-HEALTH OP SOVREMENNY WITH CHEAPEST HELI?
- PLAY ULTRA-USEFUL TEAM HELPING AND PLAYING THE OBJECTIVE SUPPORT DECK?\
- HAVE ATGM MISS POINT BLANK AND GO TO OUTERSPACE?
- SHOOT OWN PLANE DOWN WITH AN ATGM?
- SHOOT DOWN ENEMY PLANE WITH SMERCH?
- BE COUNTERED ON ALL ASPECTS?
- COUNTER OTHERS ON ALL ASPECTS?
- USE FLAGS?
- USE COLOURS?
- USE FAIL WHALES?
- FEEL PATRIOTIC WITH YOUR STRONG NATION?
- FEEL ANGRY THAT YOUR NATION IS PATHETIC?
- FEEL THAT THE VATICAN SHOULD BE INCLUDED AS A COUNTRY?
- FEEL STRONK RUSSIAN STEEL?
- GO TO TOWN WITH SPETSNAZ?
- KILL EVERYTHING WITH FALLSCHIRMJAGER?
- HAVE SUKHOI DODGE EVERYTHING?
- SHOOT DOWN THAT MAGIC NIGHTHAWK?
- BIG MISSILES?
- BIG GUNS?
- BE A NINJA?
- BE RUSSIAN?
- BE GENERALLY AWESOME?
- TEAMCARRY?
- DELIEVER FREEDOM?
- WIN AGAINST 4 PEOPLE BY YOURSELF?
- BE CONFUSED AT NAVY (TURTLES!!!)?
- BE AMAZING AT GRAPHICS?
- ASK WHY NO DRAGONS?
- CLIMB THE STEEPEST LEARNING CURVE YOU HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE?


Wargame Red Dragon 10/10
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29 Comments
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John27 Apr 9, 2021 @ 4:25am 
Yes but.... idk so many buts
ma-san Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:03pm 
every part of this review, accurately reflects the game to be quite honest
makah21 Oct 23, 2016 @ 1:16am 
Sounds like mental torture.
Izka Jul 9, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
you forgot "Have the worst victory/defeat ratio in your team"
IndoG117 Dec 25, 2015 @ 5:47am 
..coz in soviet russia, burrito toast you....made my day. btw it DOES look like a Burrito now tht u think about it...
DiEs3L May 18, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
i give a 0 for this beautiful nothing
Degurechaff May 6, 2015 @ 9:17am 
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Charbel Apr 10, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
that`s a great review..... have some hundred hours on wargame titles, and have to say this: it is everything true.....

that unique moments when you have your as* handed over to you on a plate by the opposite team sucessfull teamwork, just rounds later after you had your most awesome victory is priceless...

aCrimsonMonarch Mar 24, 2015 @ 4:55am 
This review is top to other review ^_^ BIG BRAVO you forgot to mention

Want to see ATGM fired in just less than 3 meter and those missile fly up to the sky ?
Want to see stupid pilot choper landing in the middle of napalm fire without command so ?

yea thats happen in my game and AI seems have unlimit of troop and cards
Kursavich Mar 13, 2015 @ 6:51pm 
No