Mada the Spaghetti Fanatic
Adam Pasta   Jurmala, Riga, Latvia
 
 
If it exists I can, and will, mock it.
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[Rx.] KramaCookie 2023. aug. 29., 13:23 
Kiss my ass
Mada the Spaghetti Fanatic 2023. jan. 31., 10:48 
LMAO, thanks guys... I need to get back on the old discord.
LordKaelan 2023. jan. 31., 0:29 
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now You're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
Sleepy 2023. jan. 31., 0:28 
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
Ade of Quality 2022. nov. 4., 11:37 
Ha, you virgin, which i am not, you do not understand how the s*x works, which i have an expansive understanding of with my intellectual brain. Penetration in the u***** is absolutely possible, as i have done it during the s*x that i have definitely had with my p*nis, which might i mention is 10'' long. you fool, who's d*ck is likely very small.
Nights 2022. aug. 28., 18:10 
This user is a suspected pasta and should not be taken seriously