she like the way that i dance, she like the way that i fart
she like the way that i poop, she like the way that i poo

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.

👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

broh...that's drained

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

I think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about xtopher. U wouldn't say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at LAN, hes jacked, not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs with the hottest guys. Yall are pathetic lol.

christ

http://store.steampowered.com/app/321060/?snr=1_4_4__106

lol

ty jared

15 years. ty subway

perverted

w0t

wtf is that ♥♥♥♥

no

help

You will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perverted, kid. I can fap to anything, anytime, and I can shock you in over seven hundred fetishes, and that’s just with my hard drive archive. Not only am I extensively trained in left-armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Exhentai.org and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable vanilla tastes, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perverted, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little normie? I’ll have you know I graduated of my class in the 4chan's /d/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret threads on Gurochan, and I have over 300 confirmed posts. I am trained in futanari warfare and I’m the top collector in the entire Internet hentai forces. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will shock you the ♥♥♥♥ out with weird fetishes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of quadruple amputees across the Internet and your tastes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of weird fetish porn, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sanity.

Really helpful, just tried it myself. Never felt so empty in my life!

Thanks for the knowledge!

Coffee enemas are a great way to detox the body. Coffee is not good for your consumed orally, but taken as an enema it has many great benefits.

https://youtu.be/LTHStdmh6t0

Add my smurf http://steamcommunity.com/id/private_cuz_I_cheat_in_csgo_bae

ya but im suprmeme xDDDDDD

study study study

NOT THE TEC9

ur bullying me

19.8 hours past 2 weeks

You could've studied to get da 99.95

D33P

You paint yourself white
And fill up with noise
But there'll be something missing


That's deep :'(

is lem now :'(

NOT LEM
suckx

Quick and easy trade. +1!

your more pathetic than rick perry trying to count to 3 in jesus' name..

I'M POSTING ON YOUR STEAM WALL CAUSE I WANT A TICKED KTHXBAI