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Ironwood 21 hours ago 
Let's get our game on!
Dalakus Jun 5 @ 7:34am 
Let's make this game count!
iBookScore May 3 @ 11:09pm 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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sassy foods Jan 6 @ 6:51pm 
where did Markael go bro
barcode Oct 27, 2022 @ 5:24am 
i can be trusted with a weapon in a public place
Red Ranger Oct 27, 2022 @ 4:02am 
ᵘʷᵘ whooPs ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
  \\ my egg
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    > ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\
   /  / \\fell out
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  / /| 🥚
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ノ )  Lノ
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ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
Red Ranger Oct 27, 2022 @ 4:02am 
🥚
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_

*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cumegg!
*dial tone
Red Ranger Oct 27, 2022 @ 4:02am 
|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
; \/` my '; , \_',
\ / ♥♥♥
'. .' /`.
`~ ~` , /\
Egg ` " . ` "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lノ┘ my egg

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⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
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 (⌒) / 💦🥚

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|  ●    ● | whoops
\   __ / out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
Red Ranger Feb 17, 2022 @ 3:42am 
-rep she changed him, haven't seen the old Barcode Music:CSGO and More since ( ╥ ͜ʖ ╥)
barcode Oct 24, 2021 @ 9:23pm 
no he's my dad
Melvin Oct 18, 2021 @ 6:10pm 
are you related to barcode music:csgo and more?
invalid Dec 11, 2020 @ 9:42pm 
nothing
barcode Dec 4, 2020 @ 9:37pm 
ill eat ur ass binch ↓↓↓
invalid Dec 3, 2020 @ 2:17am 
cheats with 2 knives and gloves... wtf
Dairisien Nov 17, 2020 @ 12:33am 
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Spegetio Nov 15, 2020 @ 4:20am 
lmao bags when he snipes someone frozen. kekw 1v1 chief
Yevich Oct 11, 2020 @ 12:02am 
I hate barcode and ryot and you are barcode ryot. I hate you.
barcode Sep 21, 2020 @ 1:45am 
Not "gaben pls"... it's GOOMBA PLS
Dairisien Sep 20, 2020 @ 8:08pm 
Why the ♥♥♥♥ am I getting notifications about comments on your profile?! GABEN PLS
barcode Sep 20, 2020 @ 5:01am 
GOOMBA HAS RETURNED AT LAST! despite all odds... dad came home
vuwu Sep 20, 2020 @ 4:17am 
AiDAN?? is that you??? oh my gosh ...
barcode Apr 23, 2020 @ 7:58pm 
both my dads love me
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Jay Jan 31, 2020 @ 4:00am 
Fiz pls
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barcode Oct 30, 2019 @ 8:10am 
i liek aneamea
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Cobalt Jun 7, 2019 @ 4:14am 
Hi Mr. Barcode Ryot,
Your monthly subscription for the delivery of deluxe package of "Big Jimmy's Penis Growth Pills" has expired. Please respond with 'IHAVEACHODE' if you wish to renew the subscription.

Thank you for 15 months of support!
BJPGP Support Team
barcode May 4, 2019 @ 9:22pm 
leon so evil for hacking ;(((
Leon's May 4, 2019 @ 8:41pm 
>~< fine,if im hacker you report me T_T
barcode May 4, 2019 @ 7:54pm 
Its leon the hakcer!! hes hacking guys!
Leon's May 4, 2019 @ 12:56pm 
Hey,pro barcode n_n
vuwu Apr 5, 2019 @ 1:22am 
Hi Barcode Ryot,
Thank you for your bad-dragon.com purchase. We regret to inform you that your Kelvin the ice dragon (small) adoption was unsuccessful due to complications, However we have an extra large Kelvin the ice dragon available and you will receive that model instead. There is a 60% cancellation fee if you wish to cancel your order.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

Goomba,
Bad Dragon Support Team
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It's COOL to be autistic!
Post this on the wall of an autistic friend and tell them how COOL they are!
Salty Sombrero Apr 5, 2019 @ 12:39am 
ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that seems like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all up and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

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vuwu Mar 9, 2019 @ 4:34am 
:lunar2019coolpig:
vuwu Dec 24, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
barcode Dec 21, 2018 @ 7:46am 
That's it! I'm going to talk to HR. You're fired.
vuwu Dec 21, 2018 @ 1:24am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
barcode Dec 18, 2018 @ 8:55pm 
Not if I go down his chimney first!
vuwu Dec 18, 2018 @ 3:53am 
santa claus is coming down your chimney soon
Cobalt Nov 7, 2018 @ 12:42am 
Big boi 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦
barcode Sep 10, 2018 @ 2:13pm 
Oooo gotem
barcode Sep 10, 2018 @ 2:13pm 
That's super gay and so are you