Wife mad at you for sucking so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load! are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?
you're sharing protein. you're admiring masculine physique. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone. eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're literally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone. spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers. all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

Sucking ♥♥♥♥ ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the ♥♥♥♥ where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that ♥♥♥♥! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front!

ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW FINE?! I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!! HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT!! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE! YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT!! I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS! I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, PLEASE!!! PLEASE, JUST TELL ME!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!

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An African-American flips a turtle over on its back. A transgender Filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun.
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+REP HE FISTED ME SO HARD HE GAVE ME CANCER BUT I WAS LIKE BRO!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A PRANK BUT HE WOULDNT STOP FISTING ME BUT TBH I LOVED EVERY SECOND MY BUTTHOLE FEELS LIKE THERES ONIONS IN MY ASS BUT ITS NICE :)




SAM PEPPER WANTS 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS BUT DONALD TRUMP WOULDNT GIVE IT TO HIM SO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID HE FIST DONALD IN THE ASS AND SAM PUT PEPPERS UP HIS ASS HE PUT STUFFING AND PEPPER UP HIS TO EAT HIM GG
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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ
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+rep, good trader

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+rep great trader,fast and friendly :)

+rep, good trader and very nice

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