Time for some epic plays. Ready?

+rep

A-all my fellas...

I want eat his cat

Sit down lads; am gonna tell ye' a litl' anecdote here fer a wee bit, how's that sound, eh?

Eh once 'eard of a legend, a mysterious one at that... ones of them that don't come 'round too often, ya know? He, or it, creeps in the night... ye don't know when it'll strike.
It's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Ronaldo at the line for the penalty; the physique and pure skill is absolutely astounding in all matters of tha aspect. But no, no no dear lads. This isn't about physical sport here.
This is about ♥♥♥♥♥♥' video gamin' sport here laddies; in all my years I've roamed this ♥♥♥♥ rock of a planet, A've never seen such a dirty ♥♥♥♥ runnin' amuck amongest other people.
The stench one must produce from acquiring a meer... oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hell, let me do some quick maths here...

4,211 achievements, hereby 100% completing 33 games within 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' days?!

♥♥♥♥♥♥' disgusting, you muck pig. You should be ashamed...
Get well you fat ♥♥♥♥.

signed by me, lets play csgo :)