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⚡ * 🐛 * 🏀 * 😺 * 🎫 * 💄 * 🎄 * 🐠 * 🥒 * 🌽 * 🐳 * 💙 * 👑 * 🚗 * 🕺 * 👔
ㅤ* Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it ♥♥♥♥♥ on your head.
ㅤ* A wife was having a go at her husband. "Look at Mr Barnes across the road", she moaned. "Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?" "Because I haven't been introduced to her yet", replied her old man.
ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
💚 * 💄 * 📒 * 👾 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 🐝 * 💎 * 🌳 * 💗 * 📘 * 🌋 * 📣 * 📗 * 💃
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...
+rep :)