184: Bro’s do not keep a personal diary.
183: A bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a girl-bro.
182: A bro must accept any and all ‘manhood testing’ challenges.
181: If two bros know the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it.
180: Bros do not share a drink and popcorn at the cinema.
179: A bro never crosses one leg over the other. He may rest one foot over the other, but never a full leg cross.
178: A bro shall never start a sentence with “hashtag”
177: If a bro dies while lifting weights, the other bro shall add more weight to the bar before dialing 911
176: All bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry.
175: A bro is NEVER afraid to fail
174: Bros do not pinch
173: Bros only comment on a fellow bro’s fashion choice if that choice will affect the bro’s ability to get laid.
172. Bros never use the term SWAG to describe anything.
171: A bro does not sleep on the same bed as another bro.
170: Bro’s don’t smell each other on purpose.
169: When a bro offers another bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces, never one!
168: Bro’s don’t touch each others hair.
167: A bro may only ever stop a fellow bro from hooking up with a girl if, and only if, he is 100% sure that said girl is in fact a dude.
166: A bro NEVER under ANY circumstances gets with or even attempts to get with another bro’s girl.
165: If bros share a house/flat/apartment, all bros are obligated to stay out for the evening if a fellow bro wants to entertain a woman.
164: Bros don’t wear turtlenecks
163: Bros don’t giggle.
162: If a bro finds out a girl he has slept with has a serious boyfriend, if possible, he will leave a quarter/penny/coin under his shaving foam or deodorant as an apology and a signal to that bro to get rid ASAP.
161: If a bro wins a trophy that can be in any way used as a cup, he will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible.
160: Bro’s are not allowed to own/carry a hand bag. Calling it a ‘Man Bag’ does not stop it being a girl’s hand bag.
159: Bros never use the term ‘yolo’
158: Games before dames.
157: A bro doesn’t get lost, he merely finds an alternate route.
156: Bros don’t set other Bros up on blind dates. If a Bro does want to introduce a Bro to a girl, they must show the Bro photos and in no way dress up and over sell it.
155: Bros don’t have a pet cat. The only excuse for a cat living in a Bro’s household is if it belongs to his wife, daughter, female house mate or girlfriend he lives with.
154: Bro’s do not use a photo of their pet, car or children as their profile picture.
153: A bro does not put his hand on another bro’s waist.
152: Bro’s take any opportunity to look down a woman’s low cut top. With the exception of a fellow Bro’s girl, wife or mother.
151: On a bus, A Bro should not sit next to another bro unless it’s the only available seat left.
150: Bro’s DO NOT discuss the events of a bachelor party/weekend with non Bros.
149: Bro’s wear their pants, jeans, trousers, shorts etc, above their ass
148: A Bro always offers his Bro’s a drink when getting one for himself
147: A Bro Never tickles another Bro.
146: A Bro never lets his broken hearted Bro drink alone.
145: A bro never touches another bro’s muscles, no matter how impressive
144: A bro never facetimes, skypes or uses any other other kind of visual communication while taking a dump.
143: All bros like steak
142: A Bro always has a condom in his wallet.
141: A bro never lets another bro drink and drive. If your drunk bro puts up a struggle you are permitted to forcefully stop him, in that situation the usual rules of bro combat apply.
140: If you catch your bro’s girl cheating you immediately tell your bro regardless of any possible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that may arise.
139: Bro’s ONLY get their hair cut at a barbers, with the exception of shaving the whole head of hair, which can be done at home.
138: When Bro’s hug, they do not close their eyes and/or rest their head on the other bro’s shoulder.
137: When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.
136: Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid with bros.
135: A bro never makes eye-contact with another bro while eating a banana.
134: A Bro never leaves a Bro behind.
133: Bros shall not wear a Fanny Pack/Bum Bag
132: When a Bro leaves his seat, the seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if a fellow Bro takes it. Lift your feet, lose your seat.
131: Paint Balling is the ONLY combat scenario in which a bro’s balls are not off limits.
130: During Paint Balling activities bro’s do not wipe clean their fellow bro’s protective face masks
129: A bro never rearranges the dishes at another bros house.
128: When a Bro can only take one other bro to something epic (for example: having 1 spare ticket)… The Bro doesn’t show favoritism by choosing a Bro, instead all bro’s are offered a chance to compete in a challenge (or series of challenges) in order to earn the privilege.
127: A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.
126: A bro does not dare/challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try them self. If the dare/challenge is turned down, the challenger must attempt it before ridicule is permitted.
125: A bro is always psyched. ALWAYS.
124: Bros shall never under any circumstances go and see chick flicks alone. Chick flicks are only tolerated when there is a 100% chance of getting laid.
123: A bro cannot give another bro a Teddy bear.
122: ALL conversations between bros are subject to “bro to bro confidentiality”.
121: A bro must NEVER tamper with another bro’s suit, and must never impede on a bro’s ability to suit up.
120: A bro never shows or tells a crazy chick where his fellow bro lives or stays, only that bro can subject himself to that grief.
119: When a Bro wants to do something stupid, first you try to talk the Bro out of it. If they still want to do it, you film it.
118: At a Bro’s funeral, all other bro’s toast with the deceased’s drink of choice
117: A Bro has to scratch when a Bro has to scratch.
116: A Bro will ALWAYS watch a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman.
115: When a Bro has an itch or needs food and is about to beat a world record, Bro’s scratch that itch and make him any food he wants.
114: If a Bro receives naked picture(s) on his cell phone from a hot chick, his Bros are immediately entitled to view said picture(s), as long as there are no Bros (or any other beings with a Y chromosome) present in the image. In the rare event that this occurs, immediately delete it and never call/text her again.
113: Single Bro’s always try and sit with one seat between them in case any ladies come along that don’t have anywhere to sit
112: Every Bro gets 1 “stay away” card per year to use on a woman they have a special interest in. This can only be applied to single women, who the Bro has known for over 1 month. When applied all other Bro’s are forbidden to date that woman. The year countdown starts from the moment of declaration and is non transferable.
111: If a bro asks you to the match/game you are honor bound to say yes
110: A bro does not ♥♥♥♥-block another bro for any reason
109: A bro will answer the phone call of another bro at any time of day for any reason
108: If a chick fight breaks out, all nearby bro’s must be alerted IMMEDIATELY. Furthermore, bro’s DO NOT break up chick fights unless blood is drawn.
107: Bro’s don’t wear flat-brimmed hats
106: Bros DO NOT TOUCH other bro’s drinks without express permission
105: When in doubt, ask your bros.
104: Bros don’t stop to smell flowers
103: Bro’s don’t use emoticons in messages to other bros
102: Bro’s pay for their dates
101: A bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges
100: Once shook upon, a bro ALWAYS honours a bet.