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Dear Benzo,

Though I appreciate your offer to come and fist each other on the weekend. I unfortunately am unable to accept the offer. I assume you are busy running cable and will also be tied up. I appreciate your misunderstanding of everything that was said to you in our recent Vertigo game and you will be the butt of many jokes to come when someone doesn't understand the definition of a word.

Regards,
Brxsie and Alxcypher

Thank you for your contribution. Better luck next time

Nice ♥♥♥♥ bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the ♥♥♥ velocity testing.

Hi! I just saw your profile and thought you looked cute.
Will you be my Discord Kitten?

[ALL] ● 10/10 Wood nut & bolt‎: enjoy the crusty body pillow of you girlfriends boyfriend

Mad lad

Haha thanks for the laugh mate. Better luck next time.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

Just remember, I wasn't in the bush when I put a bullet straight through your head. That was just your poor aim failing you then.

GREETINGS FROM AMERICA YA BUM

hows your Friday mate

how's your Friday mate

Crusty

it's good actually

Hows your body pillow

How's your Friday mate?

how's your Friday mate

-rep got scrambled by a coat hanger during his mums pregnancy but she didnt whisk you enough

+rep camps but isn't good at defending

Stop getting carried by Cig before you talk ♥♥♥♥ lol

bro plays like a ♥♥♥♥♥ with 2k hours, push next time small balls

+rep runs but isn't good at getting away

你个小可爱往哪里跑呢？

get off our servers

small balls

sh1t dog not good friend

When I say that I was found out as being gay by my parents, people always imagine one of those toe-curling scenes often depicted in films: two inexperienced teenagers nakedly fumbling around in a bedroom, so caught up 'in the moment' they don’t hear the sound of keys in the front door, and just as one of them is about to orgasm, a blissfully unaware parent walks in. Chaos ensues.
Sometimes I think about telling people that’s what happened to me. If you’re going to get rumbled, why not get rumbled in style? That might have saved me from the more embarrassing reality. Aged 16, pubescent and emotional, I kept a diary. A proper, ‘I-just-shagged-a-boy-for-the-first-time’ cheese-fest of a diary.
So when I came home from school one day and saw my little book of secrets silently waiting for me on the kitchen counter, I knew there was no way I could talk myself out of this one.
After one, short conversation on the garden bench, lots of swearing and even more tears, I was out.

Fat

nice pic