^ Big dead

RIP You were a skilled tker on ZPS, it was a pleasure getting to see your work.

Rip best trull.

Rip

wat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3cYH8GUl2g&t=1m35s

This is also a great Kiss song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABnCLr4Pp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?

♥♥♥♥♥♥

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q766/Stings2pee/year_zps5ad1c5e2.png

I haven't heard that song in so long. Thanks for that. :D

Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas man may santa bring you tons of beer and holiday cheer hoorah!

----- Progress Update -----
The server now has some developer-approved custom maps on rotation! I've also added a webhosting redirect which will increase client download speeds by atleast 50%!!!
The new maps are:
nmo_dead_labs
nmo_zephyr_beta3
nms_gun_store_b4
nms_motel_b1
nmo_hospitality
nms_wd_prison_v8

Leave me a comment on my profile if you'd like to see any other custom NMRiH maps and I'll be glad to add them (assuming they're compatible with the current build)!

We now have Sourcebans aswell:
http://www.reactionaryrebels.com/bans/

Lastly, in regards to the TK Manager, there have been some hiccups with the plugin not tracking zombie kills properly which removes tk points. I'm working with the developer to get it resolved as soon as possible. In the meantime, tk points will be erased every map change to prevent false bans.
As long as you do not get 3 teamkills on the same map, you'll be safe!

----- SECURITY UPDATE -----
Just letting everyone know that as of today I have implemented a new TK Manager plugin that works based on a point system. Here's the parameters:

1 teamkill = 1 tk point.
15 team wounds = 1 tk point
5 tk points = 6 hour ban
3 consecutive teamkills = 6 hour ban
15 zombie kills = removes 1 tk point

NOTE: these parameters may change depending on the level of strictness required to effectively eliminate intentional teamkillers. For added security, however, the tk points are permanently saved in the server database. Disconnecting and reconnecting will not reset your tk points! IP addresses are also being manually tracked for repeat offenders that attempt to evade their ban with alternate Steam accounts.

Finally, if you encounter a hacker or anyone who's otherwise ruining the game... Please do everyone a favour and report them via my profile comments immediately.

L 11/06/2013 - 21:51:38: [basecommands.smx] "CoCa-Cola<42><STEAM_0:0:37878155><>" kicked "CoCa-Cola<42><STEAM_0:0:37878155><>" (reason "♥♥♥♥♥♥")

LOL

Babooshkas are running brothels now????? How original.

How it works:
- The server has 7 slots and 1 reserved.
- Assuming the server is full, you will occupy the reserved slot until one of the other 7 people disconnect.
- Non-reserved users may only connect when the server population is 6 or less.
- The console will not kick any player to free the reserved slot.
- The only time a reserved user may not connect is when there's 8 people in the server (meaning that a reserved user is currently occupying the reserved slot). If this is the case, the reserved slot will become avaliable again once a non-reserved user disconnects.

Hey Cola! I bought a NMRiH dedicated server. Hopefully everyone gets into it again. I added your SteamID on this account to the server's reserved slots.

The server is running the Steam version (1.07). Just download it for free here:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/224260/

How to use the reserved slot:
Simply connect via console by typing "connect 198.23.132.43:27015"
You will not trigger the reserved slot by connecting via server browser!

There's something abnormal about watching 2 pretty girls sing about wanting anal sex. I've seen some of Garfunkel and Oates's videos before, they're pretty good.

This one is my favourite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG0rc7vZX4

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q766/Stings2pee/UncleCrapFace_zps1c11bb15.jpg

I love chow mien chow m-m-m-m-mien!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA

IF U WERE KILLED TODAY, I WOULD ♥♥♥ ALL OVER YER DEAD FAIC CUZ ID B JACKIN OFF TO DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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...//___//
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WE R TRUE ♥♥♥♥♥
WE RIDE ON BIG ♥♥♥♥♥
WE DIE WITH SEMEN ON OUR FACES
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.

come on shake your body baby do the conga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8v6cZ21vlc

Is this your uncle?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83516298/

Reminds me of GTA Vice City <3

http://jebzdzidyb.pl/galeria/118353/6/gotowi-na-apokalipse-zombie.html#gallerypic : Gotowy na apokalipse zombie ?? ;)

:(

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/comebackmates

*hhiihhi*

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
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Some classical?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpzxKsSEZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmruHc4S9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxTnEEETbo

I have all of those already. Actually, I think Guanyjn got the song "ironic" from me. XD

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

Hell yeah. :D
When you find some more good ones, copy&paste me the link.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0

i love it, damn, DayZ with those songs will be awesome xD

This might be good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQPsQTyENRw

Yes. Here's another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

Hey, I found a new free-to-play game that might be of interest to you. I haven't played it yet - the file is pretty big, so I'm letting it download over night. But based on the video, it looks awesome. Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZuaJdFVxA

While you're adding your new sombrero, please enjoy our complimentary theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc&feature=fvwp&NR=1

!Hola! ¿cómo está?

You have been invited to join El Bandito ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of DayZ. We do not care for personal hygene or labour and our needs are simple: drink taquila, take frequent siestas, and steal some beloved Heinz beans. Afterall, we are Mexicano, no?

The only requirement is that you photoshop your profile picture with a sombrero to prove you're truly a Bandito Fagito.

!Gracias Señor!

Happy New Year!

Sexy right?

lol thanks for info :3

Porkchop9: so hows coke is he still trolling like a idiot??
Stings2pee: trolling like a boss, you mean? :p
Porkchop9: yeah yeah watever
Stings2pee: For Cola to stop trolling would be like for a child molester to stop child molesting. LMAO
Stings2pee: It's in his blood, if you will
Porkchop9: mhm
Porkchop9: well im not talking him antill he adds me he removed me
Porkchop9: idk why
Stings2pee: Did you guys have a falling-out?
Porkchop9: wat do u mean by falling out
Stings2pee: Like did you guys have a fight and break-up?
Porkchop9: BREAK UP U MEAN THAT IN A FRIEND WAY RIGHT?? sorry caps
Stings2pee: Yes, of course.
Porkchop9: thank GOD
Stings2pee: Why?
Porkchop9: long story
Stings2pee: So you would be Cola's friend again if he added you?
Porkchop9: yeah
Porkchop9: maybe
Stings2pee: Okay. I can let him know. :)
Porkchop9: if he doesnt troll me

Mumble is back up. Sorry for the down time.

Label: DayZ
Address: dayz.mumble.com
Port: 7296
Username: <insert your own>

gg too

i had a gg with you and guan today (:

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Seu lindo e sexy.

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