saw this dude drying off the grease from his white clump sandwich with a paper towel and wringing it out in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ uncles mouth so he can stop groaning

This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information)

My favorite gay man, if he wasn't gay he still would be my favorite gay man.

AOUUUUGHHHHHHH OOWOFHSIUOUUUUUUUUHHHHHH

+rep huge nerd :) ( He killed my dog and kidnapped my daughter back in 1982 )

+rep was the doctor that delivered my fetal son during my liposuction appointment. Mug put that slop in a bucket made me eat it ALL

+rep is a good friend

-rep smelly stinky poopoohed

are u telling me a shrimp fried this rice

+1 Poggers and Reddit gold

RYAN!!!!

This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).

This guy pretty cool

Hai UwU

Hi RYAN!!!

Hi ryan

Hi Ryan!!!!!!

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　 ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Bruh）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

┻┳|
┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) Daddy, Are The Reptilians Gone? HISSSSSSSS (<_<)
┳┻|⊂ﾉ
┻┳| HISSSSSSS (<_<)
/﹋\
(҂`O´) - NOT YET SON!!!! HISSSSSSSS (<_<)
<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- -- -- -- --
/﹋\

OoF

Hey guys and girls. I might not be best looking guy but im a real nice guy trust me. Im only 5"7 but what i lack in height i compensate with my personality.

99666999999666999999666999666 69996699999996699666996699 996699999999699999999666699669 9666699666996699666996699 996669999999999999996666669999 6666699666996699666996699 996666699999999999966666666996 6666699666996699666996699 996666666999999996666666666996 6666699666996699666996699 996666666669999666666666666996 6666699666996699666996666 996666666666996666666666666996 6666699999996699999996699

1 Highlight the text^

2 Press Ctrl+F

3 Press 9 ( without holding the Ctrl and F)

Merry Christmas

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

░░░░██▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██▄
░░░▄█████▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀░░▄████▌
░░░██▀░███░░░░░░░░▐█▌▄▄▄░▐█▌░███▀██▌
░░▄██▄▄███░█████░░██████░▐██▐██
░░██████▀▄██▄▄▄█░▐██▀░██░▐██▐████
░███░░██░███▀▀▀▀░▐█▌░░██░███▀▀▀██
▄███▄██▀░▀████▌░░▀▀▀░░░░░▀▀░░░░██
▐███▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██▄███
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████▀
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀

We should 🔫🔪😤😤kill off ☠☠ all the 👨‍👨‍👦 men 👨‍👨‍👦 and the ❌😭non😡👿-feminists 💁💁 and then ✔️use all the 💦💦😘 sperm 😍💦💦 from the 💦 sperm 💦🏦💸🏧banks💰💵 to 👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧 repopulate 👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧 and then the 🔮 future 📅 👶🏿 generation 👶🏼 will have been ⬆️raised⬆️ solely by 💁💁women💁💁 and we will have 💯created💯 a 🙅🏼feminist🙅🏿utopia 🇺🇸FREE🇺🇸🎉 from 👉👌♥♥♥♥ 👌👈 👱boys👱

D'VA MOMMY

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest guys you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ :)

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---__________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this.

I have a tuba fetish.

Something about the look of it, the low dopey sound of it, the intense lung power it takes to blow in it, I have a strong sexual attraction to the tuba. In specific I have fantasies about being inside one as it plays feeling those low notes rumble around me in its fat brass body.

I have no understanding as to how I ended up attracted to it and I am fully aware of how ridiculous and embarrassing it is, but it feels good getting it off my chest being able to vent and discuss it so I can further understand it

It is wednesday my dudes

sup

like the avatar !!

what is up