Ahh, is this the blood... The blood of the Dark Souls™ III, an action role-playing video game developed by FromSoftware® and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment® for PlayStation 4™, Xbox One™ and Microsoft® Windows™. The fourth entry in the Souls™ series, Dark Souls™ III was released in Japan in March 2016 and worldwide in April 2016.

I can understand that this was the end of dark souls, but the devs really overdid it here

If a woman doesn’t know who Ansel Adams, I personally consider that a red flag

Quentin Tarantino just walking down the street having a coffee. How cool is that

I am handsome because my psychologist said so. She got her degree from America so that makes her opinion more valid

it all in grug's head. dont think too much about it, grug. just watch telerock and enjoy, ok? here, drink this... made from basedbean plant

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

>tfw used to sautee onions for 15 minutes
>start to read /ck/
>now i caramelise onions for 2 hours
>tfw food tastes better than ever
>tfw have no time for anything other than cooking onions
>tfw books left unfinished
>tfw friends abandoned
>tfw waifu seeking divorce
>tfw don't know whether to say 'thankyou /ck/' or '♥♥♥♥ you /ck/'.
>tfw either way, the ragu is good.
thanks /ck/

When a HUGE muscular FEMbeast squizes you with a firm sissorlock

Don't 🚫 Piss Me Off 😤 I'm Close To ⬆️ LEVELING 🆙 And You L👀k Like Just Enough XP 🤤 🙅‍♂️ 💀

whatcha...doing up at..........10 am..son??????????????

I showed the reveal trailer to my Grandad. A man who fought in France. He said... "Is that a female?" "Yes grandad" "Is that face paint?" "Yes grandad" "Does she have a prosthetic hand?" "Yes grandad" He then took his glasses off as his eyes filled with tears and said... "I lost so many friends in Europe during that war. They weren't ’friends’ at all. They were my brothers. And I miss them everyday." He wiped his tears away and finished by saying... "I'm sorry, I didnt see any women with claws wearing face paint....but I saw a lot of dead men. Is this what people think happened? Because it isnt." I patted him on the head and simply told him... "You're uneducated."

Do you think gun owner culture is to actually shoot up a crowd? Are you seriously that sheltered? Gun ownership is about your rights, it's about protecting what you love, it's about stopping bad people, it's about having the means to fight for what you believe in. What it isn't about is killing innocent people for no reason.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

*Sips* Yup, Quake was a mighty fine game

[2018–07–04 19:39:42 UTC] benjiskilled: I’m squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me

Imagine how good the storytelling in this game will become now that all the female writers will leave/avoid working for Anet

Finally some fantasy action again instead of lesbian fanfiction

>*brap*
>oops, sorry anon teehee

Girl: “Can I kiss you?” Me: “Why would you wanna do that?”

I loved this game. It had such great fights and graphics, especially for its time. The story line was great, especially since it's such good size and all.

>*Starts lawnmower*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR*
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>*Opens a can of Monster*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>*Takes a sip*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING SKYRIM DAD PLEASE
>*Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKRRRTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRR*
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"Yep, Morrowind was a mighty fine game."

I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

👏 if 👏 u 👏 dont 👏 fulfill 👏 my 👏 manic 👏 pixie 👏 dreamgirl 👏 fantasy 👏 u 👏 are 👏 disgusting 👏

Todd is like Pinnochio, but instead of his nose getting longer, his height gets shorter every time he lies.

and i'm not ragequitting now, i just have time limit on my computer and it's almost over

>watching Cars 2
>intense fuggin scene between lightning and chick hicks
>I spill my can of baked beans all over my pants
>people stare at me
>black guy sucks his teeth and says "ayo this ♥♥♥♥♥ eating beans!"
>Hear "he high fibre intake" from one of the girls

The crazy thing is that I've heard from multiple places that Melt-Banana's a drug-free band. Probably can't say the same about the video's director, but I've always found it absolutely incredible that wherever the hell Melt-Banana draws their inspiration from, it's coming from and through a completely sober frame of mind.

>"What's your name?"
>"Han"
>"Han, and? Do you have a family name"
>"No, i'm alone"
>"Ok, Han Solo then"

>"Uncle Ben, a spider bit me"
>"In some ways Peter, we've all been bitten by a spider. A greedy hook-nosed moneygrabbing spider called the Jew, and it spreads its web of interest rates and loans across the world to trap in good decent people like you and me, Peter, and they proceed to suck all the money out of them like the parasites they are."

>be me at the royal wedding
>meghan and harry are about to make their vows
>slouch down in my seat and yell "AYO, THIS MONARCHY FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>church erupts with laughter
>prince phillip sucks his teeth and says "you aight, commoner"
hear "he cute" from meghan markle

>first day in socratic kino colosseum
>professor asks my favorite film
>say Sweet Sweetback's Badaasssss Song
>sucks his teeth and says "You aight white boy"

you shouldn't be scared of some spiders, they are more scared of you, we are totally harmles and only catch some bugs for you

>Randy: lead design
>Chris Roberts: finance and accounting
>Anthony Burch: writing
>Molyneux: technology
>Cliffy B: markteing
>Phil Fish: social media management
>Dean Hall: quality assurance

Listen up you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST if it weren't for MTG, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king of card games. It was the first and the best. Literally everything you love would not be here if Richard Garfield didn't create MTG in 1993. Pokemon, Yugioh, Hearthstone ALL WOULD NOT EXIST.

I really can't believe this. I can't believe I have to delete all the scrobbles from my (former) favorite artist. So disappointing.... I just can't support a man who thinks Akira is better than Spirited Away.

I love u lets go to Pairs, Franch.

There's purpose for everyone, no matter how bootlegged you are

Like a Pink Floyd fan decided he was going to make electronic music. I can dig this.

*DEAD* Skorpion7_♪™ duk daj ungaga : Portable slut\
*DEAD* Skorpion7_♪™ duk daj ungaga : Spamoman

My dog hates pickles, but if I am eating a pickle he NEEDS me to give him a pickle. And then he looks so miserable as he eats it, but he won't stop.

Sticky spam takes no skill! I don't care that you have a 25 streak and are dominating me, zero skill M1M2!

I slam my obese, gargantuan body onto the couch. Sudden force of impact pops a mature wart on my thigh. I try to clean the slimy mucus that came from it but cant bend enough to reach. I abandon the idea and grab a warm chicken tender mommy made. I scratch my greasy neck and head to the only place where I feel accepted - twitch chat. I relax and begin arguing why Ciri isnt a witcher.

a girl can dream, can't he?

i like test my might against human intelligence, AI is so weak and it cheats

haha foolish nephalem these are my plans now don't you go and ruin them

Now That Trump Has Shut Up, Let Me Explain Why Games Actually DO Cause Violence.

TheSmoking : tf2.....house for the players and for the rat kids of all the world

TheSmoking : mom still loves u....she just need some fun with that guy of senegal

TheSmoking : no kid....i have this cosmetics before u even eat solid

TheSmoking : a cute f2p taunter.....nice

*DEAD* Luchs : yeah sure
*DEAD* Luchs : headshot there whatever
*DEAD* Luchs : lucky garbage

Her skin must feel like that of a pig's