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tr1m` Feb 12, 2022 @ 9:00pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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Newman Dec 31, 2018 @ 4:44pm 
2❗️0❗️1❗️9❗️ is here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👸🏼🙌🏼👩🏽 Christmas cummies are gone ❌🎄❌ and Twenty 1️⃣9️⃣ is time 🕒🕜🕠 to SUCK TWENTY ♥♥♥♥♥ CLEAN!!!🍆💦🍆Pop that NEW YEARS ♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦💦 like you’re popping champagne 🍾🍻🍾 and get ready to get RAILED tonight!!🤗😫😏 Make sure that ball doesn’t drop 🔵❌ without two balls in your mouth 😊👅😊 so you can get all kinds of confetti in your face💦😉💦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😍😜 and you’re a New Years babe ☺️☺️☺️ Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ banging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you’re a naughty New Years slut 😫💦😍 Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of your naughtiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you’re the Mother Teresa of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! 🍆😜🍆 Happy New Year❗️🎉❗️🎊❗️
Newman Aug 20, 2018 @ 5:08pm 
I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya."

"Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing homework.

"Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth.

"No, pa," I would answer.
Newman Aug 20, 2018 @ 5:07pm 
"Good." He would then walk out the room and shout, "If I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'."

It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake.

I would swallow my pride. "No thanks. I don't wanna catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet.

One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air.

I breathed in.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hittin' that yeet, ♥♥♥♥♥," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me.

I haven't hit that yeet since.
Newman Aug 12, 2018 @ 7:46am 
Next time you want to talk ♥♥♥♥ on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of ♥♥♥♥ mf, I'm a future ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ United States Space Force Soldier. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 days then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spaceship while you can't even get a job at the dollar store. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me but I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked too hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.
jamey Jul 16, 2018 @ 5:19pm 
8 - is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

come back daddy uwu did not mean be rude will not destroyed u please ua re the rainbow 6 professional and ua re definitely in the pro leagues and i am not
nil Dec 27, 2017 @ 7:33am 
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beanswtf Oct 2, 2017 @ 5:21pm 
love how he only mentions your mom and grandma because black people never have dads LOL
beanswtf Oct 2, 2017 @ 5:20pm 
i gues u think u funny cracker, lol but keep talking dat ♥♥♥♥ and watch me have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut ass mom and grandma. how about u meet me in person & and we settle this ? where u live ♥♥♥♥ a ?
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NeisiTaK1m Jul 31, 2017 @ 7:58am 
yes
SilvaTone Jul 19, 2017 @ 2:13pm 
I hope you trip off your carpet and it ruins your week :)
nil Jul 4, 2017 @ 4:54pm 
162 hhours in the past two weeks. You're a legend.
jamey Jun 19, 2017 @ 10:57pm 
i gues u think u funny cracker, lol but keep talking dat ♥♥♥♥ and watch me have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut ass mom and grandma. how about u meet me in person & and we settle this ? where u live ♥♥♥♥ a ?
nil Jun 12, 2017 @ 4:42pm 
I hate how much I love this man. He breaks my heart but then comforts me. He cheats on me, but at the same time treats me with respect.
NeisiTaK1m Apr 16, 2017 @ 7:15pm 
rank s esea gamer
currie Apr 16, 2017 @ 10:45am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
currie Mar 21, 2017 @ 1:06pm 
cuz i wanna ♥♥♥♥ u dane
DVG Mar 21, 2017 @ 6:45am 
This guy commets on my profile everyday... kinda weird.
DVG Mar 14, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
Gambles during an esea match, does not care about his team-mates what soever.
currie Mar 12, 2017 @ 11:54am 
When You Eat A Chicken Parmesan But It Turns Out To Be A Parmesan Chicken And Then That Parmesan Chicken Lays An Egg And You Crack That Egg Open And There Is A Roll Of Cheese So You Get That Cheese And You Eat It So You Be Like Yas ♥♥♥♥♥ That A Good Ass Cheese Roll But Then You Realize As The Parmesan Chicken Stares At You With Tearing Eyes. That Cheese You Just Ate. That Cheese. It Was The Chicken's Child. But Even Worse. That Egg Was Formed In The Parmesan Chicken's Poophole
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dust 2 veteran Feb 10, 2017 @ 12:13pm 
Good evening, David, I'm Doctor Postino from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day
currie Feb 8, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
Feel free to watch for yourself! :) @BigAL - PS: I would get rid of the 'flip' knife before ya get yer vaceroni!
currie Feb 8, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
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HighCent Feb 8, 2017 @ 8:05pm 
accused me for hacking ;) well, I don't blame you! sometimes I also accuse people of cheating :)
MediocreTyler Jan 25, 2017 @ 9:53pm 
+rep nice guy, super good at video games, it turns me on.
Matty-B Nov 4, 2016 @ 2:26pm 
can trade some infernal crates
Luceroo Nov 3, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
added for h1z1 trade
Drakes Helicopter of Death Oct 26, 2016 @ 7:15pm 
Hey man, just wondering... Can I get my underwear back that you borrowed? It was my lucky pair.
Joe ✔ Oct 10, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
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Joe ✔ Oct 10, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
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fluX Sep 14, 2016 @ 8:53am 
Walling ♥♥♥
Manzi Aug 25, 2016 @ 5:13pm 
walling he was on my team
The_Chosen_Juan Aug 5, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
-rep
// Jun 11, 2016 @ 9:06am 
added for carry
kairu Sep 15, 2015 @ 4:07am 
Buying keys
Assureddoge Sep 7, 2015 @ 3:41pm 
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firtah Sep 7, 2015 @ 8:27am 
added to talk for trade..
Bambi_ Sep 4, 2015 @ 7:41pm 
+rep
Dobry. Sep 4, 2015 @ 9:58am 
+rep
EnigmaEx Sep 4, 2015 @ 9:41am 
+rep fast and fair
Loppupeleis1337 Sep 1, 2015 @ 8:43am 
+rep nice trader
nut Aug 28, 2015 @ 1:14am 
looking to trade please add
richyS Aug 13, 2015 @ 4:59am 
+rep fast and good trader
Ananas㍐ Aug 12, 2015 @ 2:24pm 
+rep :horns:
ⓋⒺⒾⓁⒺツ Jul 2, 2015 @ 8:15am 
+rep