Reverend Waynard
Wayne Howard   Ohio, United States
 
 
Wayne is a natural born citizen in an unnatural nation; the myriad of plastic people, false creeds, reality tv, engineered foods, and mass marketed products for energy or bedroom performance enhancement are a vile example of humanity which Wayne will be stigmatized for life as human.

Speaking of life, it is said by the embodiment of popular idealism that we are of one creator, whom of which I will not name, and to this creator we are to thank for the gift of our entity. However, and with evidence, I can prove this said ideal to be wrong with just your birth certificate. Look for the portion in which this certificate says who you were born to, you'll see two names of which are your parents thus your creators. And if you have question of the validity of this said certificate just ask your proposed creators how they may have created you. I believe fornication was at play.

Wayne isn't without morals even though his statements notwithstanding finger more salacious self-guidence. The cavalcade of ingenious this child manufactures is sensational and propagates outwards via various channels of mostly hominal beings. His one-line musings often reflect distaste for a subject in which Wayne will humor himself and use to tempt others. That seems his attempt anyways, to humor and guide.

Once upon a time several intelligible beings misplaced relevance of positive recognition when stating Wayne is an individual of intelligence and future prominence. These figures being of the educated elite; the hard working society; a couple spiritual guided moralists; and even a mop-headed sociopath have individually bestowed Wayne credulously with this honor. While his intellect is great Wayne has no desire for social prominence to a degree he'd much rather retreat to a modest loft cabin in a remote section of forest and mountainous terrain with only enough contact from the outside world to peer at while in pause of his much enjoyed whittling sessions.

It pains me enough to even make you aware of Wayne's existence which he wouldn't do, he finds talking about himself to be self-serving and pretentious, two ideas of which Wayne and I share thus being what behooved me to write this piece. Take care.

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