I'm your basic, run of the mill CS player. No pro here. I'm just out to have some fun, chat with my friends and repeatedly die in unexpected and hillarious ways. You can usually find me dead near spawn.

I'm a bit older than your average 20-something CS addict, but I can rush B with the best of them. Of course, there's no guarantee I'll ever see B. I aim to please, but usually miss.

I'm usually the first through the front lines, always up for a mad rush against unimaginable odds. I enjoy zig-zagging through heavy AWP fire to land that one-stab kill with my trusty rusty knife. It's a rare occurance, to be sure, but all the more sweet.