Recent reviews by God's Silliest Clown

If you're curious, you'll like it.
If you think you might like it, you'll love it.
If you know you'll love it, it may be one of your GOTYs for 2023.

And the sex stuff is neat, I guess.

Enjoyable game, but very expensive with the lack of QoL & options. The years show their age, information is conveyed extremely poorly, and you WILL need a guide. If that's not an issue (or if you can get it well below full price), go for it.

It's a very cosy, very lesbian match 3 with a nice trick to the mechanics to master. If you think that it might be for you, it almost certainly is.

The King Of Kusoge

A reliably free-to-play card game with a lot of depth, strategy, and room for many viable decks within the meta. Could do with more frequent balance changes but it's understandable why they don't.

It's a JRPG of it's time; slightly cliche, 25-30 hours, a bit heavy on dated cinematics & 3D movies. If those things don't deter you, it's a game with a fair amount of strategic depth, some fun boss designs, and some quite rewarding mechanics.

Recommended if you:
- like strategy in your RPG, but don't find them too easy
- enjoy clever moves and actions be rewarded in fights
- enjoy the first or third Grandia

Not recommended if you:
- can't enjoy a cliche/unoriginal story
- need a skip button for cutscenes

It has no difficulty curve, no story, no characterization, very basic mechanics, and a very bleak view of humanity & interpersonal relationships in general. If you desperately want a game with tits, look on newgrounds. If you want a good match-3 game, weep openly for the dead genre.

A great example of gameplay and mechanics that serve the mood and story. Well worth the price of entry, and maybe one of the most interesting titles to come from RPG Maker since OFF.

If you're prone to seizures, or have a hard time adapting to game systems, I can't recommend this game. Otherwise, this is maybe the single most interesting dollar you can spend on steam, something I don't say lightly.

This is a fun game, but suffers from bad design and bugs. The core mechanics are fun as heck, and there's more depth than you'd expect, but some folks will get tired of it fast.

It's worth playing, but it's not worth paying six bucks for. For a dollar or three, it's an easier recommendation.