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I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I scream as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and accidentaly nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Let's keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid. I am having a group release party on December 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some women this time).

Here's how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody "evacuates" (voids their bowels in the tub). We see what floats to the surface.

This "letting go" stage is followed by a "coming together" stage in which each person helps the person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful.

Some ground rules:

Okay, I don't know who you are or if you sucked a dogs ♥♥♥♥ but this ♥♥♥♥ has to stop. A furry?! Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? Oh wait, I remember now. You're the kind of person who watched Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" and then several years ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dog singing "Beauty and the Beast." Well let me tell you something Mr. Dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I won't tolerate that ♥♥♥♥ anymore! Either you stop talking to my kids on steam or I report you! Either way, one way or another! Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me asking my kid if he ever "Throws a dog a bone". You sick ♥♥♥♥! I hope you burn in hell for your sins!

Is There A Character That Could Even Possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let Alone Defeat Him. And I'm Not Talking About Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm Not Talking About Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara Either. Hell, I'm Not Even Talking About Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara With The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan And Rinnegan Doujutsus (With The Rikodou Abilities And Being Capable Of Both Amateratsu And Tsukuyomi Genjutsu), Equipped With His Gunbai, A Perfect Susano'o, Control Of The Juubi And Gedou Mazou, With Hashirama Senju's DNA Implanted In Him So He Has Mokuton Kekkei Genkai And Can Perform Yin Yang Release Ninjutsu While Being An Expert In Kenjutsu And Taijutsu.

I’m Also Not Talking About Kono Yo No Kyūseishu Futarime No Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara With The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (Which Is Capable Of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami And The Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), His Two Original Rinnegan (Which Grant Him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei And Banbutsu Sōzō)

And A Third Tomoe Rinnegan On His Forehead, Capable Of Using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton And Even Onmyōton Jutsu, Equipped With His Gunbai(Capable Of Using Uchihagaeshi) And A Shakujō Because He Is A Master In Kenjutsu And Taijutsu, A Perfect Susano’o (That Can Use Yasaka No Magatama ), Control Of Both The Juubi And The Gedou Mazou, With Hashirama Senju’s DNA And Face Implanted On His Chest, His Four Rinbo Hengoku Clones Guarding Him And Nine Gudōdama Floating Behind Him AFTER He Absorbed Senjutsu From The First Hokage, Entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, Cast Mugen Tsukuyomi On Everybody And Used Shin: Jukai Kōtan So He Can Use Their Chakra While They Are Under Genjutsu.

I'm Definitely NOT Talking About Sagemode Sage Of The Six Paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara With The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes Of Death Perception, And Geass Doujutsus, Equipped With Shining Trapezohedron While Casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann As His Susanoo, Controlling The Gold Experience Requiem Stand, Having Become The Original Vampire After Alucard, Able To Tap Into The Speedforce, Wearing The Kamen Rider Black RX Suit And Gedou Mazou, With Hashirama Senju's DNA Implanted In Him So He Has Mokuton Kekkei Genkai And Can Perform Yin Yang Release Ninjutsu While Being An Expert In Kenjutsu And Taijutsu And Having Eaten Popeye's Spinach.

I'm Talking About Sagemode Sage Of The Six Paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara With The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes Of Death Perception, And Geass Doujutsus, Equipped With His Shining Trapezohedron While Casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann As His Susanoo, Controlling The Gold Experience Requiem Stand, Having Become The Original Vampire After Having Absorbed Alucard As Well As A God Hand, Able To Tap Into The Speedforce, Wearing The Kamen Rider Black RX Suit, With Kryptonian DNA Implanted In Him And Having Eaten Popeye's Spinach While Possessing Quantum Powers Like Dr. Manhattan And Having Mastered Hokuto Shinken.

Wats Up Guys Eli Here 4 Operation Tupacalypse. Im Ridin Camelz Wit Dis Tourist Group Into Jewrusalem. Heard Rumor Derez A Secret Islam Rap Bunker Built Into Da Jew Peeramidz N Tupac Mite Be Hidin In Dere So Ima Break Off Frum My Tour Group 2 Investagate Yo N Break Into Da Peeramid N ♥♥♥♥ I Got A Pocket Nife Now Case I Need It. Stay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tuned 2 My Twitter For More ♥♥♥♥ Homies Haha @IcyPlayboi69

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hey who's sucking all the balls here..... yes all of you ROOSTERS!!!.... keep ♥♥♥♥ pumping... then....then.... drewww www....♥♥♥!!!!!!! ♥♥♥ ON MAN! ...... hmmmmmm bicycles anyone? (five second rule yall) luluululuulululululululu! hurry another .....up up QUICK JAB UP DOWN, down down up, right right. (johnny?) NOOOOO not my nutts agaaaain! flawless.... FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS FOR THE WIN! everyone here eats nutts.... i was d1ck man the whole time.... and I.....................................1. (celebrate!) lmao

♥♥♥♥♥ u cant use noooooo more of my silverware if u gone be eatin ass!! got my son cereal tastin like poop-loops!!..... ♥♥♥♥-a-mon toast crunch... & booty pebbles... smh!!

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