the secret is that he's the imposter after all

secret secret...i've got a secret

still sus

sus

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up mask my name is Daniel but u can call me MF D00M!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very villainous!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet villains like me … im 45 years old (im skilled 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch old Fantastic 4 cartoons to sample in my MF DOOM beats!! (ALL CAPS when you spell the man name if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite cartoon!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! I'm random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more mad villains =) like they say, I got more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of Deep Fried Frenz here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein villainous again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, MF DOOM!!!!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

A lot of people forget this, but Yoshi served two tours in ‘Nam. 68 and 71.

He rolled into the jungle barely an egg and came out a dinosaur with a Purple Heart and a few dozen notches on his m16.

Every hear about his cousin Boshi? Exactly. Poor bastard got doused in napalm by a friendly air strike. Yoshi was never the same after that.

These days Yoshi can be found at the VA on weekends, trying to find meaning out of his time served and fill his diabetes prescription.

Kids these days just see a fat old dinosaur and make fun of him on the internet. In truth Yoshi was a victim of a broken social system. A system that drafted him into an unwinnable proxy war and over-medicated him when he finally made it back state side.

The next time you drop Yoshi into an abyss to reach a Super Mario goal post, consider the sacrifices that he made for this county. He did it for us.

signed by the one and only Gucci gang

Father will return when you stop being a rude boy

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great lad *tips fedora*

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up toddler my name is harambe but u can call me t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very wild!!!! thats why i came over the fence, 2 meet random anmls like me _… im 17 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 drg kids arond w/ my zookeeper (im untamed if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite activty!!! bcuz its SOOOO wild!!!! hes wild 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random anmls =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here in this z0o so get ur ♥♥♥♥♥ 0ut!!!! DiCKsOUt4H4ramBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein wild again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and ♥♥♥♥♥ out, t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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