In July 2012, Bale met with the families of Aurora Theater Massacre victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made machine gun noises and mimicked shooting a gun into the crowd. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, ♥♥♥♥♥", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Bale became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter. Happy actual birthday btw.

I was sitting in a Panara with pothead friend who was a real dumbass, and I mean more dumb than the usual pothead. There were a bunch of film crew guys coming in and out, it was easy to recognize them since they were still carrying around walkie talkies and wires and equipment. Turns out they were filming Pride and Glory nearby, because then Edward Norton and Noah Emmerich come in dressed in cop uniforms.

My fiend doesn't recognize them and I tell him they're probably there to keep drugs off the movie set because a lot of actors do blow or whatever. He leaves to go put his drugs in the car and so I go up and ask them for an autograph. Felt like an idiot because I almost caused Norton to spill his drink when he turned to see who was asking. Kept it brief not to bother them and they were nice, but I had an idea. I asked if they could pretend to search my buddy when he came back inside.

So my buddy walks back in, Noah went to the bathroom or left or something, Norton walks up to my friend and starts asking him questions. Like why does he look so nervous, what's that smell on his clothes, why'd he leave for the car and doing a general ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cop routine. He then asks to search him and then my friend runs out the place as fast as possible.

The whole place starts laughing and cheering. My friend makes it out to the street and a van hits him going at 45 mph, killing him instantly and the room started applauding the cashier gives me a free coffee.

"You should swing by the set and help tell this story with me to the rest of the crew, you could even play someone if the background for the next scene"-Norton
"Y-you too"-Me
And then I went to the bathroom and waited 45 minutes until I was sure everyone from the crew had left.