in your little life and you've accomplished nothing and you'll never accomplish anything because if it were heaven I'd give a ♥♥♥♥ about it and normally I'd throw a noose

Hello, I really hope you enjoyed your play session with me on -Dota 2-

I understand how much it sucks when you struggle at a game but don't
let it get you down, just keep at it and you'll be as good as me in no time.

Below is a request for services rendered, please be sure to pay as soon as possible.

Add me as a friend so you can send payment (steam gift card)


DESCRIPTION AMOUNT

Service charge £1

Labor: 1 hour £2

Carrying £1

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TOTAL £4 steam credit
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Thank you for your business