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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

this gentleman possesses such a dump truck, the way it thump in the distance, the way it clap, the way it slap, kim k would be ashamed. this double decker tonka truck dump truck is truly a treat to the eye, i wish all could witness the sheer greatness and dare i say the wonder, of this ass. official review: 10/10 would give the ol fashioned zappity clappity

God, when I see you're tight little femboy ass there is only one thing on my mind. How do I get your number and talk to you. Every time I see you I feel butterflies in my stomach. When I'm sitting home alone at night there is only one thing on my mind and that's you... I hope and pray to god everyday that you notice me. I feel like i'm invisible to you and it makes me freaking sick. I just want to feel the warmth of your body on mine. Please god, if you are real make this little slut notice me. I just want to make you feel happy and appreciated, which I know your current boyfriend doesn't do. Please if you find this something in this message, just add me back so we can chat and maybe play games. -Todd

Thanks to my number 1 fan. Keep clicking those ads for me brotha

- xXGamerfreakXx

nice picture. handsome little lad. 10/10 ;)