Recent reviews by FanaticDracophile

People need to stop fellating FromSoft for making obnoxiously difficult bosses and calling it "good game design". Having multiplayer be locked behind two chapter bosses, both of which are incredibly unfun to fight, is such a braindead design choice. After my previous experience with ER, I don't know why I thought the game would be any different than that or Sekiro, especially since there's that stagger meter. Orphan of Kos was more fun and better designed than BS like "Laurence, except the arena is the size and shape of a puckered sphincter and he ♥♥♥♥♥ out enough lava to cover half the arena", "8+ braindead useless NPCs that aren't even good as distractions for the boss", "Touhou, but more missiles that you can't dodge at all because ♥♥♥♥ you", and "giant enemy spider that can cross half the arena in a leap and slam the ground with an AoE that's too big to dodge out of." All while you have only have three chances for a heal that's gonna be wasted because the bosses take out half your health and stunlock you. Last time I give this footfriend devteam any of my money. Hopefully I can get a refund. Chest pain, headaches, and stress are the precise opposite of what you should be getting from video games, and yet that's all these devs have given me with the past games from them I've played. 3/10, would not recommend to friends because you can't even play with them without dealing with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-designed bosses.

This game's at its best when you've got people working together to complete objectives, hold the line, or booking it to the evac shuttle, all while spouting cheesy one-liners and quotes on top of coordinating. Even with the comparatively sparse amount of content currently in Early Access (as of writing, one planet, three classes, two game modes, a handful of weapons, grenades, utility items, perks, and five enemy types) I've been having a absolute blast with this game. There are a handful of glitches, but so far they haven't really soiled the experience. If I'm having this much fun getting matched with random dudes, I feel confident that playing together with friends would be even more incredible.

Looking forward to how this game progresses.

And remember: the only GOOD Bug is a DEAD Bug!

As it stands right now, the game is quite literally unplayable, because you'll join a game, and the other team will quite literally have so many bots and hackers that the handful of actual players on that team cannot kick them without being outvoted by the cheaters.

Valve, seriously. Fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat, please.