Yeah so this went to a bar, ordered a drink and hit the teeth into a throat.

My name is Frieza, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are filthy, no-good monkeys who spend every second of their day training aimlessly, with no hope of ever becoming a fraction of what I am. You are everything that is un-worthy in this universe. Honesetly, I have seen boy scout troops with higher power levels. I mean, I guess it's fun using bold words and harsh threads, but unfortunatly for you, the time has come to back up your useless talk. Your even worse than those pathetic sayins who tried to stop me from destroying Planet Namek.

Go Ahead my little friend, Throw me your best energy blast, I'll deflect it without even using my hands. I'm pretty much the perfect ruler in history. I was captain of the most elite warrior squads before you were ever born. What battles have you ever won, other than against underage children? I'm also revered accross the entire universe, and have a banging hot boyfriend named Zarbon(He just tossed my salid; ---- was SO cash). You are all filthy monkeys who should just surrender yourselves. This is the last thing you'll ever read.

Ens kerral tuot oikeen summan. Bilbo

*adjusts glasses*

This fatty smells like paprika pringles and onions. Also zey teeth are on the verge of falling out. If you see zer, call the local insane asylum since ze must have escaped again