Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out playing on SEA, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this guy adds me and says 'Hey man! Can I get some hats?' And I was all like, well, you know I gotta a lotta hats so why not? You know, just this once. So I says to him, I says, 'How many hats you want?' and he says 'Oh, about tree fidy.'

It's about this time I realize that this guy is 40 foot tall with a big scaley tail, and I say 'DAMN MONSTER, WHAT YOU DOING ON SEA, GET BACK TO THAT THERE BIG ASS LAKE YOU CRAWLIN ON OUT OF'. Then he yelled out 'cyka' and ran off.