-remember
-no russian

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an ass_hole, his bestfriend is a p_ussy and his owner beats him

true dat

Worst physique in TF2

Disguised by a change of attire and a mask of confidence, I venture back into reality, leaving behind traces of my past. I wear nonchalance like armor, refusing to let my anxiety betray my true self. The bustling streets has engulfed me, and with each step, I become a shadow, fading into the tapestry of npcs that surround me

I used to be like this but when I get horny, I say, ♥♥♥♥ it, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. Had fun with whales until it got boring. Got a gf now which isn't what I prefer in looks but she loves me so much that I guess it doesn't matter since I can ♥♥♥♥ whenever I want to now.

lmfao ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a, preach my g, PREACH!!

There is no good and evil, there is only weight and those too weak to lift it.

wheymen. if there's no competition then im simply flacid

if I'm the biggest in the room then I don't want to be in that room.

So you're going by "hellblazer" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

if you have time to check your phone during a workout you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and aren't pushing hard enough, you should be busy maximizing you're breathing because if you don't, you will ♥♥♥♥ the bed on the next deadlift which is due in 3 seconds

This is the highest honor ever bestowed upon me! Praise indeed be to the President of Uganda. I am both a humble and mogged follower of da queen worshipper.

best uganda's general (real)

Brutal.

Don't tell me what to do. I've read over 70 non-fiction books, I'm younger and more successful than you, probably better body as well. Now go ♥♥♥.

im outraged by the fact that people are not referring to me by my pronouns

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

the higher ur balls are the bigger ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ looks

bruv, i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge now but my ♥♥♥♥ still smal as ♥♥♥♥

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I listen to love songs while jerking off to porn

Hey buddy, just saw that GTA5 is having a grand ol' sale today. Just wondering if you'd be interested in doing some heisterinos with me and Mike sometimes. Talk to me big guy, miss ya.

Built for BBC

Sounds like you've got the autism

fakecel

stop curl on my squat rack u animal

brutal

more like fermented protein very much like ur nan

give it some time, its kind of likea fine wine

should i reply or let it marinate?

im gonna bust a nut on you

did you just assume my gender?

thx. you are a good man!

I play shirtless because my headphone cord rubs my nipple while playing.

I thought I was straight but then a beautiful man stared me in the eyes and told me he loved me.

L’Algérie est française et le restera!

Small ♥♥♥♥ energy +rep

how can you sleep when your country is ruled by the enemy of god

i really don't like adolf hitler

Hellbender

If you didn't sleep with a man, how could you trust him when you went into battle? How would you know if he was going to be the warrior that would protect you at all costs, if he wasn't your lover?

this guy witnessed me taking a ♥♥♥♥ at age 12 real og <3 btw secretly

"and all she eat is ♥♥♥♥, she on a strict diet" - lil wayne

etf2l offi

I didn’t start this war… I wasn’t the one who struck first… But I will finish it by striking back. I will punish everyone. And it will be beautiful. Finally, at long last, I can show the world my true worth.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus

https://youtu.be/DHgR8jlNW60

My history is a little rusty but was it Hitler, Idi Amin or Pol Pot that invented wood chip wallpaper? Or presumably some form of collaboration between the three of them