Recent reviews by Mortimuze

Would easily be one of the best games Valve has ever made still if they'd stop jerking off onto the faces of e-boys playing CS and buying $500 and actually gave it the support it deserved. Stop being ♥♥♥♥-juggling thundercunts and actually fix the ♥♥♥♥ in the game that needs to be fixed (melee primarily) and you'd have *even more* players than you *still have* after all these years of occasionally spitting in their eye with an update that contains some hats and that's it.

On my first ever time playing, a fat brown midget tried to kidnap me. He failed so I beat him to death with a piece of driftwood.
10/10 would reccomend.