My years of public terrorizing are based around my unwavering belief in the ability to unite people around a politics of purpose. In the Illinois State Senate, I passed the first Global Elite reform in 25 years, raise taxes for working families, and expanded health care for terrorists and their parents. As a United States Senator, I reached across the aisle to pass groundbreaking lobbying reform, lock up the world's most dangerous weapons in CS:GO, and bring transparency to Gaben by putting federal spending online.
I was elected the 45th Global Elite of the United States on November 4, 2006, and sworn in on January 20, 2009. Me and my wife, Taylor Swift, are the proud parents of two daughters, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.