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one day a stranger in a brown cloak walks into the local tavern. he takes a seat next to you at the crowded counter, and orders a shot of mustard. he downs it in once, belches, and then turns to face you.

"my name, is TUBER TONY, of the POTATO PLENUM" he announces in a rough vibrato "it has been exactly two months and four days since you, the vegetable scourge, mercilessly gunned down my brother PETE of the ASPARAGUS traders, in cold starch," the stranger pauses to lift a silvery grey hand cannon out of the folds of his cloak. he places it on the table with a loud clang. he never breaks eye contact. you take 2 points of psychic damage as you tremble under Tuber Tony's unwavering gaze.

"i have come to exact vengeance, in accordance with the rules of the Carrot Concordat. prepare to duel, or make your peace with God above"

a: (draw weapon) b: (use speech: [challenging - 32%])

sorry for the lag

the most honest yoshi ive ever played against, GGS!!! lot of fun

*a flash, a loud crack, a plume of smoke!
you blink as you fire your weapon, and as the smoke clears you open your eyes to see, crumpled before you, the bloody remains of asparagus pete. his hands are clutched to his chest, desperately clawing at his asparaguts as they dribble out onto the floor. your eyes meet, and he mouths something at you before his eyes roll back into his skull. its almost as if you could see his asparasoul leave his body... off to vegetable heaven. goodbye asparagus pete, may you rest in asparapeace*

Electricity and gas prices keep rising and it is better to keep the heating off. But with our super cozy boutique slippers you are guaranteed not to freeze this

You wouldn't happen to know how to mod Akuma to be small? I saw you playing with small Akuma mod, and it really intrigues me; I would of course also love to be fairy tiny. And Akuma would be a perfect fit for the teensy size; because of his demure and fun approach to life. I would much enjoy to taunt and play as smaller Akume; if you have the mode I would love if you could send it to me on my skype!

Hey I picked up Tekken Bowling on the PSP if u wanna game

"I received an urgent message from Saito-san one morning regarding a glitch with the new character in the upcoming 'TEKKEN 4'. It's not an intended design, but we were unable to fix it before the arcade release in 2001. Steve (as we would come to call the error) is like this now."
Tekken Project Lead Katsuhiro Harada Reveals

The smiling grinner knows the world's its dinner...

We love to see it. Thanks for humoring my funny spinning guy

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the way that deceitful mustelid that you play as was dancing on the screen i can't lie it was making me so angry i had to find the root of my soul and calm it down. afterwards; of course i realized it was just a mustelid. thanks for the game

Yoshi cheaper than ever and im here for it

GG for having fun spamming over and over like a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ every single round. Don't know how its even possible to play like a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like this but well ... a good another spamming ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no skill and no brain.

gg; added you after the troll. I must say, i LOL'd even though i was madge. Perhaps we'll meet again -over a bagel. much love.

Well, gg's I just wanted to add and reset while I play Jin but I guess you don't wanna do more.

house we need to cure this patient

If a gamer dies in the jungle and no one is there to lul, is it still le funny?

The sad story of Rocket Raccoon.

girl we been knowing how to frag

The Simpsons AU where Homer is in pain

"names asparagus pete, purveyor of lettuces and spinaches of a most fine quality! can i interest you in my asparaservices stranger?"
a: (buy asparagus) b: (kill asparagus pete)

What were they thinking? Bob Richards is GONE? He's the backbone of this godforsaken game. They'll go under. Bandai Namco is finished. I'll make sure they NEVER forget the day they left Bob Richards in the dust. Mark my words.

It's called Tekken 7 because you play it for 8 and a half years

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player is addicted to snacks and enjoyment. for the love of god, beware.

this one's for the Hatchet Kickers. for the Hell Sweepers and the Hopkickers. for the Mash times, and the No Rematch times. this one is for the Ki Chargers

also fake 5 bar beware

weird player

Thanks for the rematch, Was nice playing against a good dragunov!

it felt just like vacation!!!!

your soul is immense, and it needs to be heard. +rep

the american fighters are more my speed. I like doug. and steve

studio ghibli be making the 10 hit combos look good asf tho

Yoow nice Yoshi man ! very fun games haha
Hope to see you soon

gg. had a awesome birthday party. Did a cakecancel and a slide dash. which was #awesome

GGs it was a pleasure

yoshi gg - added

ggs

gg cool yoshi, great player. just kidding! -rep dog and boosted

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ggs, nice yoshi!

ggs, was fun haha

GGs cool Yoshi, fun set

Upload more Fishing videos. Missed the Tuna for fifteen points. Missed the salmon for 8. Missed your videos with the Pike fishing from the reeds. The sunshine was lovely there. The Bait you used was #top level. Thanks for reading.

i am just a Fish

Good games :)

best yoshi i ever played against thanks for the matches