8:38 PM - Valkyrie: What are you the ass of tumblr? Since Tumblr is like a collection of asses I don't want to know what the ass of the asses looks like
8:39 PM - Magnus: This is why I love you

6:26 PM - Valkyrie: Would it cost valve so much money just to hire a guy who sits around and makes sure the greenlight games work?
6:26 PM - lackaname: of course it would, the minimim wage it would take to do that could be spent making new ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dota skins

11:40 PM - Valkyrie: On average how much ♥♥♥♥ do you suck?
11:40 PM - ¤CvG¤™ Cavemans: one whole marijuana

8:56 PM - Valkyrie: What could I get for $75?
8:56 PM - Lackaname: a handy
8:56 PM - Valkyrie: What are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?
8:57 PM - Lackaname: with me waering a rubber glove
8:57 PM - Valkyrie: So now you are gay AND ripping me off
8:57 PM - Lackaname: what are you a communist?

6:18 PM - Valkyrie: I watched it for about 30 seconds and then realized I was holding a gun to my head
6:19 PM - Magnus: i'm 8 minutes in
6:19 PM - Valkyrie: You are a god among men

8:00 PM - lackaname: You know I just now realize how weird Alvin's and his brothers clothes are
8:02 PM - lackaname: Look like monk robes or some ♥♥♥♥
8:02 PM - Valkyrie: ChipMONKs
8:02 PM - lackaname: :O
8:02 PM - lackaname: Just blew my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind

9:40 PM - Magnus: I'll find my balls later gotta figure out where the ♥♥♥♥ I am
9:40 PM - Magnus: if this quote ends up somewhere i swear to god valk

12:01 AM - Valkyrie: If he only won becasue of hipsters voting for him "ironicly"
12:01 AM - Magnus: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
12:02 AM - Magnus: AND YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW IT
12:02 AM - Magnus: HE'S A MEME

5:48 PM - Saint Valkyrie: Reasons to hate java
5:48 PM - Magnus: i've not slept in a while and i read that as reasons to hate jesus
5:48 PM - Magnus: and got really excited

8:54 PM - Valkyrie: Place your bets now
8:54 PM - Valkyrie: Will we be in WWIII becasue of trump
8:57 PM - lackaname: I rather not, last time I gambled on politics brexit happened

9:41 PM - Magnus: I'd call bash an ♫[e x p e r i e n c e]♪
9:41 PM - Valkyrie: Kill yourself
7:41 PM - Magnus: good profile quote

1:05 AM - Valkyrie: God I love this new matchmaking
1:06 AM - Valkyrie: Now instead of pressing a button and joining a game I now have time to take a piss
1:06 AM - Valkyrie: Jerk off
1:06 AM - Valkyrie: File my taxes
1:06 AM - Valkyrie: Make dinner
1:06 AM - Valkyrie: And build a house
1:07 AM - Magnus: how do you come up with this ♥♥♥♥

11:04 PM - Valkyrie: Also why do you keep playing weeboo games?
11:05 PM - Your Favorite Bartender: probably because i'm a weeboo
11:05 PM - Valkyrie: I guess thats the best explination

6:17 PM - Valkyrie: The furture of web 2.0 is here
6:17 PM - Valkyrie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JS♥♥♥♥
6:17 PM - Magnus: you know this is probably better than typical js