you once said "your the awsomeest person on earth and stem i know" and i think about that a lot

+rep funny/fun to play wit

rip 12 year old account just like ur brain soon will malfunction rofl

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Kanye West with a pu ssy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax every once in a while. His lips would be so silky. To see his c lit, you’d have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.

Schlordis