Recent reviews by Taurthos

When you hit level 10 you can't level up anymore without a membership
Complete ♥♥♥♥ 4/10
Was remotely entertaining and funny up until then.

10/10 GOTY

Can eat berries and trip.

Well. For the first couple of hours of this game. It's a lot better than I initially expected.
So far I've:
-Sacrificed humans to the satanic goat lord, therefore become a flying devil goat that can suck in people with giant demon balls.
-Put a beacon on a crop circle, and then get launched into space, floating around for eternity.
-Climbed the magnificant goat tower, of the whole 2 stories. Walking into the top hatch I'd figured I'd be teleported into a gigantic castle, which to my suprise contained several goats bowing down to me as I passed. Once I stepped up onto my throne, I was teleported back into the normal world, which I could make it rain goats at will.
-Played flappy goat on a TV, >the pain tho
-Saw a nice happy party going on. Saw a boulder. Rolled the boulder down onto the party completely ruining it.
-Found the 'Goat Henge' and played dominos.
10/10
Amazing game. Completely reccommend it.