Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
ㅤ* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
ㅤ* Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

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║╚╝╠═╗╔═╦═╦╦╗║║║╠═╦╦╦╗╚╗║╠═╦═╗╔╦╗☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
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──────╚╝╚╝╚═╝☯✫✰★✰✫☯2018★☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
Feliz Ano Novo men, tudo de melhor pra você!

˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★*★* 。*˛.
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛
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(☆✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & ℋappy 𝒲eekend ✦*☆ )
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Feliz Natal brother, tudo de bom!

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