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>Senatorial class, but kinda plebish
>Decide to go to forum to pick up puellae
>See a IX/X puella
>Ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue
>Go up to her
>Hear pick up line from my buddy Cassius, try it out
>"Hey girl are you Parthian?"
>"No"
>"Because you shot an arrow into my heart"
>Looks at me like Marius would look at Sulla
>"My pater familiae died in that battle"
>My face goes redder than the theater of Pompey on the Ides of March
>She walks away
>Go home and ♥♥♥♥ my boy slave
>I miss Cato