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8.3 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
I nominated this for Best Environment because the scenery in the artwork was so nice and it was a cute wholesome game.
Posted November 21, 2018.
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85 people found this review helpful
48 people found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
I want to headpat Lotte.
Posted May 15, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
8.8 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
This game is an eye-opening account of what is going on in private Catholic schools across the globe. What was once thought to be places of education and moral building are actually nightmarish cults of lillies, tea, and cute girls holding hands. The teachers have brainwashed all of these women into following the "yuri" lifestyle for the sake of yuri conquering the earth, and even our protagonist, Risa, succumbs to the scheme. The school is but a yuri gulag where "Best Couples" are voted on and encouraged by the faculty to basically run school operations as false idols of pure love for all the girls to look up to and emulate. His Holiness the Pope is overseeing the rising of a powerful yuri army the likes of which the world has never seen before, and something must be done before every girl on the planet greets each other with "gokigenyou" and starts kissing each other all over while saying unholy things like "I love you."





I liked Miya the best.
Posted February 25, 2018.
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15 people found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
It's hard to describe this game without spoiling it. It's best read when you have no idea what it's about. It's slow, descriptive, and told in a roundabout way that will have you asking questions the whole way while trying to cling onto some hope for a happy ending that seemingly already failed to come. It's hardly even a yuri novel if you've read ones in the past, as there's very little falling in love or big arcs characters go through. Rather, it's about reflecting on the happy past and trying to move on in a world where that happiness is gone. Very emotional story.
Posted December 30, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record
Did the little sister's route.

Hahahahaha oh man, buy this game. You won't regret it.
Posted June 24, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
50.8 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Runs well when not playing online. Almost all online matches are 0 bars and awful, awful lag full of freezes and slow downs. If you want to play online, the 360 version of all ones is vastly superior.
Posted March 17, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Some gal in a white dress pulled a blood-red sword on me and danced all over my ass to some sexy piano music. Then she did it again and again. After I won I put that soundtrack on loop for several hours and suddenly the game got easier. 10/10.
Posted July 6, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
I've read a lot of junk yuri novels. This one ain't one. Great soundtrack, really touching story, neat setting with quite a few breathtaking scenery pieces, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is an achievement, likeable characters. Worth the 4-6 hours needed to read, you'll probably want at least one re-read as well. Very good for such new devs.

Only downside is none of the backgrounds feature CG from the game beyond backgrounds, really wish one was the fire wave one.

May 2018 Edit: There are actually people upset about the Desert Bus achievement. The joke is a reference to the infamous Desert Bus game where you have to idly drive a bus for hours and hours without stopping. The game takes place in the desert on an RV. I cannot fathom how someone could get upset at a joke that is honestly really clever. If anything it makes me rate the game higher.
Posted June 28, 2016. Last edited May 19, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
28.0 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
Thought I'd be carting around a chick in a wheelchair for 10 hours, instead I carted her around in a plane and then broke 60 mph on my rad bike.

10/10 would crash this plane again.
Posted June 25, 2016.
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2.1 hrs on record
Pretty cute pretty lewd pretty short. No plot but 10/10 PLOT.
Posted December 29, 2015.
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