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Get a load of this guy, the one we love. Leus Moose
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It was a cold,cold, Sout Carolina night. Me and my gay lover, Balloon Boy were sitting at a diner when Santa came in. Balloon Boy was shocked, so he ran up to Santa and shouted "Hi" "Hello" and laughed in his face. When BB gets like this you can't use flashlights. So, Foxy, my old gay lover and stalker, struck. He stole Santa's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. Like just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ripped it off. I was shocked, but then Samuel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jackosn showed up and chased after Foxy. He threw a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grenade at Foxy, blew him up and retrieved Santa's face. Santa's beard was blacker than OJ Simpson pubes. His face looked like a 3- year old pancake that was left next to a radioactive powerplant. Now Santa's been detained because he murdered 14 children at a mall because they screamed and kicked him because they were scared.
And that's how Samuel L Jackson saved Christmas