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You scrolled down enough on my profile page to see all this already so here's what I've gathered over time from real chats with friends. Enjoy!

Order by entry

5:53 PM - NSB: c:
5:53 PM - NSB: up top
5:53 PM - Vespurr: down low
5:54 PM - NSB: dildo
5:54 PM - Vespurr: ...
5:54 PM - NSB: xD

Marosaur: I'm gonna be singing a lot of Lorde and there's nothing that can stop me

8:55 PM - NSB: LMAO
8:55 PM - NSB: ♥♥♥♥ YOU VESPURR
8:55 PM - NSB: ♥♥♥♥♥
8:55 PM - NSB: HAHAHAHA
8:55 PM - NSB: I CANT STOP LAUGHING
9:04 PM - Vespurr: WHATS YOUR ♥♥♥♥ SIZE?
9:04 PM - NSB: DUDE
9:05 PM - NSB: WHEN I SPAWNED
9:06 PM - NSB: FIRST THING I DID
9:06 PM - NSB: WAS REMOVE THE PANT
9:06 PM - NSB: AND I SEE...
9:06 PM - NSB: THERE'S NO PENIS
9:06 PM - NSB: I WAS LIKE WTF
9:06 PM - NSB: :(
9:06 PM - NSB: THEN I TAKE OFF THE SHIRT AND I SEE TINY TITS
9:06 PM - NSB: I SPAWNED AS A GIRL
9:06 PM - Vespurr: HAHAHAHA
9:06 PM - Vespurr: :(
9:07 PM - NSB: NICE STEAM ID
9:07 PM - Vespurr: XD

PartyInMyPnats: bbm
PartyInMyPnats: BBW
PartyInMyPnats: *bbm
Vespurr: AWW SHET

"china is doing something to dog or dog is doing something to china" - DudeWTH 2017

Rasputin: u eat csgo?. cyka blyat

[Party] Marosaur: go take a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and shove it up your ass then ♥♥♥♥ it out and repeat.

DudeWTH : rip my anus apart

✪ Djenty : STOP
Ⓑ ✪ Djenty : TAKING
Ⓑ ✪ Djenty : SUSU
Ⓑ ✪ Djenty : DURING
☭Seriously☭ : SUSUUSUS
Ⓑ ✪ Djenty : WAR
☭Seriously☭ : HAHAHA
Ⓨ Maro : hahahahahahaha

Genji's Butt is Cat...
2:06 PM - Genji's Butt: VESPUR
2:06 PM - Vespurr: hey
2:06 PM - Genji's Butt: CAN YOU SPEAK CHINESE?
2:06 PM - Vespurr: yea
2:06 PM - Vespurr: sup
2:06 PM - Vespurr: can you speak arabic? stagfrallahhh
2:06 PM - Vespurr: :p
2:07 PM - Genji's Butt is now Online.
2:07 PM - Genji's Butt: LOL
2:07 PM - Genji's Butt: OMG YAAS
2:07 PM - Vespurr: ?
2:07 PM - Genji's Butt: REAL CHINESE
2:07 PM - Vespurr: no fake :D
2:08 PM - Genji's Butt: MY FIRST CHINESE FRIEND
2:08 PM - Genji's Butt: are you related to bruce lee
2:09 PM - Genji's Butt: very good fighting

"Vespurr, you asian kinky bastard" - Fenir 2016

(Terrorist) OzairA @ T Start : BCZ U R PLAYING A GAME AND Y HAVE PATIRNCE OF A CHICKEN

10:25 PM - Ayyoob: lool
10:25 PM - Ayyoob: dude
10:25 PM - Ayyoob: yesterday i spammed maro when he was in comp to annoy him
10:26 PM - Ayyoob: Unfriend+Blocked me
10:26 PM - Vespurr: who are you?
10:26 PM - Ayyoob: i crie
10:26 PM - Vespurr: well no ♥♥♥♥
10:26 PM - Vespurr: you spammed him
10:26 PM - Ayyoob: >WORTH
I blocked him after that. -_-

"MLTMS WHY DO YOU HAVE A ♥♥♥♥ IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?!" - Hex 2016

11:06 PM - Vespurr: Sorry gonna go sleep
11:07 PM - Vespurr: thanks anyways
11:07 PM - Vespurr: see ya
11:07 PM - Chef H ramsey: OOH SORY
11:07 PM - Chef H ramsey: OK MY HERO GN

Maro: Own goal it hex!
Hex: I'm not that stupid to own goal man!

*Own goal by hex*

1:13 AM - hazor: lmao
1:13 AM - hazor: i wnet to look for the milky way
1:13 AM - hazor: i was on the right track but
1:13 AM - hazor: i fugured
1:13 AM - hazor: it was
1:13 AM - hazor: too damn far
1:13 AM - hazor: so i left
1:13 AM - hazor: half way

9:10 PM - Marosaur: zomg kapadi
9:10 PM - Vespurr: hows school
9:10 PM - Vespurr: lrl
9:11 PM - Vespurr: *lel
9:11 PM - Marosaur: ♥♥♥♥
9:11 PM - Vespurr: :P
9:11 PM - Marosaur: :(
9:11 PM - Vespurr: :3
9:11 PM - Marosaur: I had to make electromagnet :((((
9:12 PM - Vespurr: naice
9:12 PM - Marosaur: ez ez
9:12 PM - Vespurr: it attracted you
9:12 PM - Marosaur: i'm electrician now khallas
9:12 PM - Vespurr: lelelelel
9:12 PM - Marosaur: -_-
9:12 PM - Vespurr: you dont have to repel from school
9:12 PM - Marosaur: go to india like kargen pls
9:12 PM - Vespurr: shocking
9:12 PM - Marosaur: OMG
9:12 PM - Vespurr: OM(resistance)Good
9:13 PM - Marosaur: KARGEN LEVEL OHM JOKES I SWEAR
9:13 PM - Vespurr: OHMG
9:13 PM - Marosaur: bkajhfikasfkasjfh\
9:14 PM - Vespurr: okay ill go to north india and you go to south india
9:14 PM - Marosaur: no
9:14 PM - Vespurr: so i guess opposites attract
9:15 PM - Marosaur: are you googling up physics jokes now?
9:15 PM - Vespurr: nope
9:15 PM - Vespurr: im in charge here
9:15 PM - Marosaur: :P
9:15 PM - Marosaur: JMHLAJKDSFHASDJKLFHASD
9:15 PM - Vespurr: watt
9:15 PM - Marosaur is now Offline.


5:09 PM - Haz0r LFT: i carry
5:09 PM - Haz0r LFT: you can call me
5:09 PM - Haz0r LFT: jim carry

4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: lel noob
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: wtf
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: i am not
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: imortal
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: -_-
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: i die too
4:30 PM - Vespurr: *Immortal
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: I KNOW
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: STFU
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: I AM
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: OMG
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: I AM NOT
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: AUTOCORRECT
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: _+|-
4:30 PM - Haz0r LFT: _|_
4:31 PM - Haz0r LFT: we lose
4:33 PM - Haz0r LFT: stfu no

Raven's litte fan is Richard :D

10:01 PM - Raven's little fan: GOT INTO AGGP'S CLAN
10:01 PM - Raven's little fan: LOLOLOL
10:01 PM - Raven's little fan: GAY TIME

5:43 PM - Raven's little fan: Go my love
5:43 PM - Vespurr: text me later
5:43 PM - Vespurr: or whenever
5:43 PM - Vespurr: lel
5:43 PM - Raven's little fan: For sexy time?
5:43 PM - Raven's little fan: Sure
5:43 PM - Raven's little fan: I'll suck it hard
5:44 PM - Vespurr: okay stahp
5:44 PM - Raven's little fan: DON'T SCREENSHOT THIS YOU ♥♥♥♥
5:44 PM - Vespurr: i have chat history
5:44 PM - Vespurr:
5:44 PM - Raven's little fan: How do you get chat history here?
5:44 PM - Vespurr: ;)
5:44 PM - Vespurr: kthxbya
5:44 PM - Raven's little fan: damnit


12:56 AM - Vespurr Kapadi: just say that
12:57 AM - Ryouichi: I h8 you
12:56 AM - Vespurr Kapadi: not meow
12:57 AM - Ryouichi: for making me say that
12:56 AM - Vespurr Kapadi: XD
12:57 AM - Ryouichi: THEN WHAT
12:57 AM - Ryouichi: SHLICK SHLICK?!
12:57 AM - Vespurr Kapadi: NO ONE SAYS MEOW
12:57 AM - Vespurr Kapadi: WAW
12:57 AM - Vespurr Kapadi: things went south ;)

End of the Line update....
NSB! :D : I came to the server....u watch u unbox 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRATE?
NSB! :D : JUST 1 CRATE?
NSB! :D : MAN ♥♥♥♥ U
NSB! :D : :(
Vespurr : yea :3
Player NSB! :D left the game (Disconnect by user.)


ⓅⒶⓃⒹⒶ ^-^ @ CT Start : u 2 are the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gidiots eve4r go bck to cod ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jingly ♥♥♥♥♥

12:28 AM - おいしいTea: twinzies

9:04 PM - おいしいTea: every dirham brings you closer to ipho shicks plus


1:14 AM - Gazz: you have a mintal problem, not only on online world I think
1:16 AM - NSB! (:: :(
1:14 AM - Gazz: no body can have this "mentality" and can control it this much
1:16 AM - NSB! (:: Ask vespurr then....he met me IRL
1:16 AM - NSB! (:: I'm different :p
1:15 AM - Gazz: OMG
1:15 AM - Gazz: that's scary

1:14 AM - NSB! (:: Clash of ♥♥♥♥♥

2:49 PM - Trajec: this is why i hate myself at times, i panick like a girl whose being proposed and wants to say no
2:49 PM - Vespurr: ......
2:50 PM - Trajec: Xd
2:50 PM - Trajec: XD

NSB! :D: Yo momma so fat that when she took a teleporter, she telefragged the entire server

2:48 PM - Marosaur: i'm a girl
2:48 PM - Marosaur: Who likes Batman and killing people in TF2.
2:48 PM - Marosaur: And has a banana in her pants.
2:49 PM - Marosaur: It's the fruit!
2:49 PM - Marosaur: The world will know!
2:49 PM - Marosaur: Now everyone will want to marry me. *skips
2:50 PM - Marosaur: Woohoo!
2:53 PM - Marosaur: Everyone will look at my ass too. :c