Recent reviews by unsurprisijgijglu

It's a dollar store wolfenstein made by an ex alt righter and recovering kiwifarms target as a personal passion project, game's currently unfinished but with support it'll become a great game for people who really wanna play wolfenstein but are sick of playing wolfenstein wolfenstein, and for people who wanna support a former lolcow's quest for redemption

This game is able to numerically quantify just how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my aim is

Dad pick me up I'm scared

Only worth it if it's on hella sale and your computer can't run subnautica.

Cute ferret dies alot

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" ~Trent Reznor.

My wrist hurts after my second playthrough
Congratulations Bennet, Ya hurt me.

This is the kind of game ya play right before bed to relax abit, But then ya tell yourself "just one more go...", Then it's like 5 AM and ya gotta get ready for work

That and it's like 3 dollars, Ya could buy a burger for that much. What are ya gonna get more enjoyment out of, A burger or KITEMAN simulator?

I paid ten cents for this, played for like 30 seconds, gave up because I suck at puzzles.
Totally worth it just to see how high you can bounce the beach ball