The muffin man? Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

lowbob

She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly
I only love my bed and my mama, I'm sorry"

eat nuts

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot :maple2:

sus