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NewJeans (кор. 뉴진스; ром.: Nyujinseu, читается как НьюДжинс) — южнокорейская гёрл-группа, сформированная ADOR, дочерней компанией Hybe Corporation, в 2022 году. Коллектив состоит из пяти участниц: Минджи, Ханни, Даниэль, Хэрин и Хеин.

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If you put me in a wood chipper‚ I would produce SO much more chopped weight than you․ I'm #1․ You're like what‚ 5'3 and cheekless? nice try․ I'm 6'4 and full of cereal․ I'm also holding in my poop․ I don't take this lightly․ I train to have my chopped mass maxed out․ I even got low blood pressure so the blood stays ․3 percent more․ Not to mention the densest bones on the planet‚ I DRINK MILK․

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Paco Gutierrez, age 9, always wanted a Nintendo console. However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream. Using his creativity and with the help from his uncle, he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posted it on YouTube and the video went viral. Thanks to the video, Nintendo's CEO Doug Bowser personally traveled to Venezuela, to give Paco a Cease and Desist order and sue his family for 200 million dollars.

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+rep showed me how to use jedi mind tricks in games

This guy is crazy as ♥♥♥♥ he gotta be on molly or something or some powder or something

ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP ♥♥♥♥! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥' BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEET, YOU ♥♥♥♥!

Stop PMing me asking for♥♥♥♥♥♥pics. It was funny the first 4 times then I realized you are serious. Oh look...as I am typing this you are messaging me asking for a picture of me stretch my ballsack so it looks like a flying squirrel. The other day you wanted me to grip my scroutum firmly and squeeze so the veins stick out really hard and it looks like a brain.

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

Sorry madam, can I have a whiff of your feet?

♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥ power, party

I can't sleep gústús. I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

I feel like I'm staring down at a black ocean thousands of feet below me. I feel the waves smashing my body against the dagger-like stones jutting outward.
The feeling has never been this strong. I have fallen so many times but I always also felt the relief of knowing I was attached to a parachute.
This time it's different. There's no parachute. I love you. Please.

God, I miss the smell of your skin in the morning. The yellow gleam of the sun bouncing off of the curtains dancing on your neck. I remember and cherish all of it. Every single moment with you was a gift I wouldn't return even if you treat me with such contempt that you refuse to even look at me anymore. I love and miss you more than I could ever put into words.

Tonight in a puddle of my own tears I replay the events that led to you exiting my life again in my head. Analyzing everything I've done, or didn't do. I only wish I could make these memories of you cease and retake control of my life again, but I know it's far too late for that now. For better or worse, you're a part of me even after you've left my life.

Do you still dream about me the way you've kept me awake every night? For your sake, I hope not. But just as I close my eyes at the end of a long, exhausting day you come back into my thoughts and break down the wall I'd set up the day before. Ridding myself of the memory of you is futile, all I can do now is live out the husk that's become my life and hope it, and the intrusion of you into my thoughts, ends soon.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you Mardi Gras lookin Day of the Dead parade that they invented just for a James Bond movie ass have to wear stilts to reach my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cotton candy swirled around your head ass reblogging nihilistic tween fantasies ass wearing sweatpants while you read historical fanfiction ass probably lowkey draws ♥♥♥♥♥ and then throws them away ass waiting on my text to send ass walking into Barnes and Noble to see if they have any yaoi ass THOT

I hear it as Seek Amy, and there's no way to prove if it's F-U-C-K-M-E, it's all in the lyrics that determines if it's that or not. And as a person who analyzes lyrics from songs very often, the song doesn't say anything about that in the lyrics

I literally remember that. Kagney Linn Karter, Bang Bros.
The guy instructs her to say "I love you" and she does, a little confused.
There was something strangely raw, honest and vulnerable about it: that while this guy has a "dream job" of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot girls all day long, he's still desperately lonely and craves real emotional intimacy.
Really made me think while I blew my load all over my fat disgusting belly.

I'm just a stupid little slut who wants to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ senselessly. I will be anything you desire, as you empty your huge melon sized balls into this small and fragile body mine. My entire body will be served as your pathetic cumdump toy. I will worship your huge and monstrous ♥♥♥♥ and make it my life. My belly can be filled with your smelly ♥♥♥ or I could bear your kids with my womb. I will be your little sex toy. Use and abuse me as you see fit because my only purpose in life is to be filled like the useless and filthy cumdump slut I am. Add me if you want to be drained fully. Your perfect little ♥♥♥♥♥ is waiting for you, daddy <3.

ＡＴＴＥＮＴＩＯＮ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＯＴＳ：


ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＩＳ Ａ ＣＥＲＴＩＦＩＥＤ 𝒿𝑒𝓌𝓁𝑜𝓇𝒹™ ！！

ＢＥＩＮＧ ＳＵＣＨ， ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＯＮＬＹ ＡＣＣＥＰＴＳ ＪＡＰ ＧＡＭＥＲ ＨＯＴＴＩＥＳ ＷＨＯ ＣＡＮ ＧＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＴＴＥＳＴ ＳＵＣＣ® ！

ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ Ａ ＴＨＯＴＴＩＥ ＯＲ ＮＥＧＲＯ ＳＣＵＭ，ＰＬＥＡＳＥ
ＬＥＡＶＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＰＡＧＥ ＩＭＭＥＤＩＡＴＥＬＹ．ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＤＯＥＳ
ＮＯＴ ＳＴＡＮＤ ＦＯＲ ＳＥＥＩＮＧ ＳＵＢＯＲＤＩＮＡＴＥＳ ＯＮ ＨＩＳ
ＰＡＧＥ， ＯＮＬＹ ＴＨＥ ＧＩＲＬＳ ＷＩＴＨ ＡＮＩＭＥ ＴＩＴＴＩＥＳ™

© ²⁰¹⁷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᶜᵃ⁻ᶜᵒˡᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿʸ

This may sound like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially i dont get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So i need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.

ARTURO BEGINS THE STREAM, A BLACK SCREEN AND THE CRISP SIZZLING SOUND OF HIS VAPORIZER GREET THE UNSUSPECTING AUDIENCE. "WHAT'S GOOD STREAM, UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA." SMOKE BEGINS CLEARING FROM THE PORTABLE HOOKAH AND NYCFURBY'S VISAGE NOW APPEARS ONSCREEN. UNBLOCKABLE 60 SECOND ADS HIT THE VIEWERS IN WAVES. "YO MAX CPM UGH-HA UGH-HA." "YO I'M GONNA GO GRAB SOMETHING FROM THE STORE, I'LL PLAY SOME VIDEOS WHILE YOU WAIT." ARCHIVED FIGHTING GAME FOOTAGE OVERTAKES THE STREAM, SHOUTOUTS TO GODLIKE GAMING FOR THE MUSIC. "LEE CHUNG SHOULD BE HERE LATER." UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA

BISCUITS HOPS ON COMMENTARY. ART NERVOUSLY LOOKS AT HIM WHILE HE HANDS HIM THE MICROPHONE."WHAT'S GOOD MONSTERS, ROLL UP, BLAZBLUE IS ASS, SKULLGIRLS IS STRAIGHT BOOTY" ARTURO SIGHS IN RELIEF AS BISCUITS HASNT SAID ANYTHING OFFENSIVE YET. "YO MONSTERS, HOOK ME UP WITH SOME DIVE KICK TORRENTS. I AINT SPENDING 20 BUCKS ON THAT GARBAGE FLASH GAME." "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA" AS ARTS HAND HOVERS OVER THE MIXER. "YO ART, WHENS BLAZGREEN?" ART NERVOUSLY LAUGHS "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA" AT BISCUITS' ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY E-SPORTS "MAN, ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE BESIDES ME THAT HAVENT GOTTEN NECK FROM SHERRY ?" BISCUITS ASKS THE STREAM. ART KNOWS HE HAS TO INTERFERE. "YO aaaAAAaaa, BISCUITS BLOWING IT UP". ART MUTES BISCUITS MIC AS HE CONTINUES TO RAMBLES ABOUT NECK AND TONSILS

Hey guys... I know no ones going to see this but, I'm a 14 year old rapper, and I'm trying to make it big. I know that no one will give me a listen, but to the 2% that do... please check me out. I try and bring new stuff to the table. Check out my mixtape and give me feedback. Please.

Don't 👏Claim 👏 To 👏 Be 👏 a 👏 Real 👏 Gamer 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Cant 👏shove 👏 your 👏entire 👏 gamecube 👏 up 👏 your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

🎶🎺somebody🌍🌎🌏once told👅📞👂me💪💃🔟🚬💯🆒, your mom🐖🐋🐯🐆💔💏 was gonna blow👄💋 🍌🌋me💪😝💯, i got the biggest👺😵💯💯tool🍄🌽🍆🍌🐍🔨😵 🆘in the shed🏩🏪, she 🐈🐽🐗was lookin' 🙈kinda✨🐷 hot😎😍👵💇👯, she 🎊🐮was gaggin'😫😥😲, drippin'😋😪snot😭😨😤😷, with my✔💃💪💯🆒big🎃🎃fat🎈🎈ballz🏉🏉 on her forehead🙇🎳🏀, well, when i start🔛🔜 cummin'🏄🎉🚿 and i can't stop🚱 ❎cummin'🏊🏇🚢 and i can't stop🚱❎ cummin'🏂🚀🌊🎆 and i can't stop🚱 ❎cummin'💧🌊☔💲🚾🚷🎶

✋️😂 Hold up there sir ✋️😂 You mean to tell me 🤔😮 That my 🌀 Fidget spinner 🌀 is not allowed 🤔🤔🤔😳 This is a public 😏 place 😁 and also I am a 😑 🅱️ocial 🅱️ustice 🅱️arrior, And I will not 😫😫😱 Stand for this, 😡😡✋️ You 🅿️igs. I am above 👆 The law, 😾👮🏻❌ And you are surely mistaken ❌❌☢️ If you will try to 🔫 Arrest 🔪 Me, officer. ‼️😂😂😛

Damn ya'll got me thinkin' over here
😂 JUST KIDDING 😂
It should take ❌ NO 😡✋🏾 thinking 🤔 to 👁 realize 👀 that 💪🏼👦🏻 ALL 👌🏽👦🏽 YA'LL 👏🏾👦🏾 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ✌🏿👦🏿 should be 🎧🅱️OOLING🔥 with 😈X🔪, 🍆UZI🔫 and 💦THUGGER😩

👏🏿DONT👏🏿CALL👏🏿YOURSELF👏🏿A👏🏿REAL👏🏿HOOD👏🏿♥♥♥♥♥👏🏿UNLESS👏🏿YOU👏🏿ARE👏🏿IN👏🏿THE👏🏿FIDGET👏🏿SPINNER👏🏿BLOODS👏🏿OR👏🏿CRIPS

߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ til ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel ߷ my ߷ inna ߷ spinna ߷ and ߷ i ߷ eat ߷ spinna ߷ for ߷ dinna ߷

♥♥♥♥♥👨🏾 WTF IS THIS "TRAP" ♥♥♥♥💩? 🚫THIS AINT REAL HIP HOP! 🚫 PLAY THAT LIL YACHTY⛵ SONG🎶 ONE MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME🕗 AND CATCH THESE HANDS ♥♥♥♥♥!😠👊 THE ONLY TRAP I DOWN WITH IS A LITTLE BOY👦 DRESSED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!👧 AMEN HALLELUJAH!😩🙏

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👋 hey i just met u
😂 and this is crazy lol
😮 but i dont like u
😎 because ur crocs are target brand

oops wrong chat

one time i wus in a school and a supre hot grill com up 2 me and say Put ur pee pee in my poo poo So i was like okay and i do a big sex ♥♥♥ penis vagina xdDdddDDxXxdXxDd

whu the hell i am watch your mouth , i am just a pour bodyguard froam Romania nothing more and nothing less i wonder if you meat me some day you will still have a big mouth , i speack 5 leanguges , and i am not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ judging you stupid was my opinion if you no the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diference , i hope i will meat you

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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