Recent reviews by ɥɔɐoɹʞɔoɔpɐǝp

Super Saiyan Goku vs 3.5 million free range chickens: good entertainment for an afternoon, if accompanied by by nice music and drink.

This is the prettiest visual novel I have ever watched. Er, played... Read?

Awesome!

It's not broken, but something about the physics of this game does not feel right to me. Once I got over that, I was able to enjoy myself for a few hours.

This is a fairly austere looking indie puzzle platformer that requires you to collect bags of gold in a two-dimensional upright grid based playfield by jumping around and blasting obstacles with a finite amount of dynamite. This limited resource adds a strategy layer to an otherwise unexciting game.

The visuals are not what I would expect in this kind of game. I think the designer was trying for a puzzle game “feel” in a 2.5D action game aesthetic. The underground cavern background is nice, but the rectangular playfield is suspended in the air like a bunch of stacked blocks in an ant farm. It would look better If it was attached to the ground and background as if it was hewn out of the earth. It would look equally better if it was surrounded by a border like a browser-based puzzle game. Trying to do both (or neither - I honestly can’t tell) fails on many levels. The graphics are downright jarring.

The game works well with the steam controller, but the controls are a bit sloppy. The player character always seems to continue for a couple extra steps after ceasing input, causing frequent death plummets and forced restarts. The jumping length is not dependent on input; every jump is at full power. This must be managed while navigating levels that require precise jumps and pinpoint accurate landings. You are given a dedicated button to easily restart the level, and you will use it many, many times.

The music consists of five tracks of lounge music on an endless loop. The stock Unity sound effects are limited, and there is no atmospheric sound. A few drips of water, falling pebbles, or batwings flapping from time to time would have been nice.

Overall, I found the game engaging, albeit a little frustrating and repetitive. I've definitely played worse on Steam, and at least it is a real game. It’s worth playing for a few hours if you find it in a 99¢ bundle, but it is not worth the listed price on Steam.

This is by far my favorite software for money management. I find it better than all I have used int he past, including Quicken and Mint. It is easy to set up, easier to manage, and imports banking information easily.

I like this game. I don't know why. The middling graphics, unappealing music, nondescript voices, and the presence of a microtransaction store should have turned me off. But I like it. I still don't know why.

Don't bother playing this game unless you enjoy being confused.

For a F2P turn-based battle arena type game, it has some appeal in its pleasing graphic aesthetic and charming sound. It is clearly obvious that this game was developed by, and is targeted for, the European gaming scene. I think I may play this twice, but I definitely recommend you play it once.

This is by far the worst game I have come across recently. Not only is the music so bad I want to yank my eyeballs out and rub my ears off with them, but the graphics are so sickeningly cute I fear they would burn through my retinas even though my eyes were, as stated before, already clawed out of their sockets in a desperate and futile bid to keep my ears from melting. The ridiculous prices in the microtransaction store only serve to drive home the hopelessness of having a microtransaction store in a game you could not pay someone to play.

But I digress. Don't play this game. Seriously. Seriously. (Seriously?) Seriously!